The Italians; The Chosen Ones?!

[Propagandhi900]

The Italians are the first to create an image of Him. "Spaghetti and meatballs" they called it. But they were obviously touched by one of His noodly appendages. Was it through them that He lead us to know of His existence?!

[Cardinal Fang]

The Gospel says that Pirates are the chosen ones, and it was through through Bobby Henderson that He lead us to know of His existence.

CF

[Clifford]

^^ C F always has the right answer

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

The Italians are the first to create an image of Him. "Spaghetti and meatballs" they called it. But they were obviously touched by one of His noodly appendages. Was it through them that He lead us to know of His existence?!

Uh, surrey matey , thee Chinese developed thee noodles prehaps o'er cuppa foulsand yeers afore Marco Polo an' thee lads happin apon it , an also tomatoes wernt native to de ole worle , soze oi burst ye bubble on tomatey saws aswell oi spose .

[Angel-Hair Archmage]

The Italians are the first to create an image of Him. "Spaghetti and meatballs" they called it. But they were obviously touched by one of His noodly appendages. Was it through them that He lead us to know of His existence?!

PSSH what are you talking about? Marco Polo got spaghetti from China, which was called noodles. Even now Asian countries are the biggest producer of noodles, even the Asian companies in other countries,

[andwhat]

I do believe that the image of his noodely goodness has no originator. He has been revealed in different mediums ever since he became blessedly intoxicated and created the world. Although not the chosen ones, the Italians are surely blessed.

[VernonPlank]

FSM first appeared to the Italian people upon Mount Mario in Rome. A wondrous plume of steam wafted 40 cubits high, smelling faintly of extra virgin olive oil and salt. A majestic voice broke through the mists and proclaimed: "You, Italians, I like you. I like you a lot. I choose YOU as the chosen ones. Everyone else, niente! Go forth and multiply like a field full of drunken rabbits! How else will you outnumber the, um, UN-chosen ones?"

And He disappeared into the foggy steaminess into the heavens (right above the firmament). Amen.