All these years Christians have misunderstood the true meaning of the gospels. I have discovered this revelation http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/electronic-publications/stay-free/5/jesus.htm
Simpson spotted the face of Christ in the advertisement immediately after praying for a divine sign. She couldn't decide whether to stay in the church choir or quit and sing professionally. The shadowy image of Jesus' face in strands of spaghetti hanging from a fork meant she should stay with the choir.
Suddenly it all all makes sense, Jesus was sent by the FSM. Why were so many of his disciples fishermen. A Euphemism for Pirates surly, the "I will make you fishers of men" clearly indicates that they were to be a pirate band.
The message of the last supper "drink this" and "eat this" together with "love thy neighbour" is surely the true gospel message. It is clearly inspired by the FSM.