I'm so amazing I impregnated the assisting nurse while I was being born.
I'm sorry Bart... you're just not suited to London life. You have to be a big dick, not have one to live there.
Or maybe you're full of it?
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I can top that....
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Re: I can top that....
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:24 am
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: I can top that....
by black bart on Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:31 am
For FSM's sake do not show me a picture of Maggy Thatcher in the nude or the Ozone Layer is done for.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: I can top that....
by anickels on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:26 pm
Mine's so big, I got laid before my dad did.
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Re: I can top that....
by Rainswept on Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:48 pm
I can survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: I can top that....
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:27 pm
Aue!! You are so going to FSM hell (the urban-renewal part..eeww)..even Chuck Norris can't survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick..but, back OT..I once saw Chuck Norris raise the dead just by sneezing..*
*& i have an enormous Johnson..yadda yadda yadda..
*& i have an enormous Johnson..yadda yadda yadda..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: I can top that....
by Pirate Johnson on Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:33 am
I can not talk about my dick because I'm secure in my masculanity. Besides, 1 pic would cause you to scrole down for eternity. Fuck your trogdor,Twas I who Fucked the dragon, fuck a lie, sing fuckaloo...
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
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Re: I can top that....
by Pirate Johnson on Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:06 am
I gain infinate attack roles, am invournable to all status effects, take no damage, and never hunger while My Rapten where pirate regalia , as trogdor 
can only become extinct due to fellatous habbits toward theirselves. The successful become sterile, while the rest break their necks and lay motionless untill they die of a slow starvation.Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:My Spore character, Trogdor, can overwhelm your puny big-eyed orange fool with a single swipe of his BIG BURLY ARM!
That's right. Trogdor the Burninator.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Re: I can top that....
by black bart on Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:39 am
BAH! This is what I'll do to your troglodite with my massive BFG:
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Re: I can top that....
by GreenRain22 on Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:10 pm
EDIT:
I can flirt with Zankou without my brains exploding or imploding. Hah.
I can flirt with Zankou without my brains exploding or imploding. Hah.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: I can top that....
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:44 pm
Damn, GR22, you're good! uh, lessee, nope, i can't top that right now 
...PASS..
...PASS..'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: I can top that....
by Wawizzle on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:51 pm
I don't have to flirt with Zankou, he'd already go down on me at a whim. 
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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Re: I can top that....
by GreenRain22 on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:52 pm
You don't have the GUTS to flirt.
...neither do I, for that matter...
...neither do I, for that matter...
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: I can top that....
by Zankou 2.0 on Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:43 pm
I don't know if I should be offended or aroused...
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: I can top that....
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:23 am
go with aroused..you can be offended afterwards..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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