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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:24 am

I'm so amazing I impregnated the assisting nurse while I was being born.

I'm sorry Bart... you're just not suited to London life. You have to be a big dick, not have one to live there.
Or maybe you're full of it?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:31 am

For FSM's sake do not show me a picture of Maggy Thatcher in the nude or the Ozone Layer is done for.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby anickels on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:26 pm

Mine's so big, I got laid before my dad did.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:48 pm

I can survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:27 pm

Aue!! You are so going to FSM hell (the urban-renewal part..eeww)..even Chuck Norris can't survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick..but, back OT..I once saw Chuck Norris raise the dead just by sneezing..*



*& i have an enormous Johnson..yadda yadda yadda.. :wink:
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:33 am

I can not talk about my dick because I'm secure in my masculanity. Besides, 1 pic would cause you to scrole down for eternity. Fuck your trogdor,Twas I who Fucked the dragon, fuck a lie, sing fuckaloo...
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:06 am

:fsm_rock: I gain infinate attack roles, am invournable to all status effects, take no damage, and never hunger while My Rapten where pirate regalia :fsm_rock: , as trogdor :cry: can only become extinct due to fellatous habbits toward theirselves. The successful become sterile, while the rest break their necks and lay motionless untill they die of a slow starvation.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:39 am

BAH! This is what I'll do to your troglodite with my massive BFG:

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Re: I can top that....

Postby anickels on Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:32 pm

TROGDOR!!!!!!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby GreenRain22 on Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:10 pm

EDIT:

I can flirt with Zankou without my brains exploding or imploding. Hah.
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It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:44 pm

Damn, GR22, you're good! uh, lessee, nope, i can't top that right now :roll: ...PASS..
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:51 pm

I don't have to flirt with Zankou, he'd already go down on me at a whim. :D
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Re: I can top that....

Postby GreenRain22 on Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:52 pm

You don't have the GUTS to flirt.

...neither do I, for that matter...
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
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It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


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Re: I can top that....

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:43 pm

I don't know if I should be offended or aroused...
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:23 am

go with aroused..you can be offended afterwards..
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
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