Cutlasses vs Pistols

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Cutlass or Pistol

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Cutlasses vs Pistols

Postby kaioshin00 on Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:46 pm

Ahoy laddies, oi's just be a ponderin', when ye are out pillagin' and burnin', does ye use a cutlass, or does ye use one o' em fancy pistols?

Oi be of the opinyun that pistols arrrrr for landlubbers. To davy jones locker wif em.
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Postby NoOneOfConsequence on Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:27 pm

If'n I need to be quiet, I use the Cutlass, but if'n I needs ta off 'em from a distance, a pistol or musket be just fine.
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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy on Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:31 pm

Pistol, because I don't like my best regalia all bloody and chopped from close quarter combat.
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Postby mrfrence on Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:33 pm

yar, i be sidin with my pistol. It be good for takin on dogs from a distance... cutlass is a bit hard to conceal, to, ay
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Postby JohnGalt717 on Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:02 pm

Mateys, the pistol is a weapon for cowards. If we stand back and shoot at our blasted enemies, what skill does that show for us.

The cutlass be far better than those lousy pistols, though a rapier be better than the cutlass.
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Postby ernst rohm on Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:14 pm

arghhhh pistols and cutlasses are fer weee lassies... a bank o' 30 cannon firing broadside into the riggin' of a fat merchantman that's what'll really get a free brother of the sea's blood a racin'.
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Postby kaioshin00 on Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:04 am

Aye swashbuckler ernst oi too be enjoyin' blastin' me cannon at me foes, but tis nothin' compared t' slicin' a scurvy dog with me cutlass.
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Postby beagle on Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:06 am

Arr,

Flintlocks and cutlasses be too good for 'em. I lashes 'em to the mast and sings 'em a selection of sea shanties and Britney Spears hits till they beg to walk the plank.
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Postby jebus on Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:48 am

I usem dem throwin daggers, and a sword I gone dun stole from a chinaman when we be doing ar swashbucklin ventures
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Postby amenabletopasta on Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:50 am

Arrr! Oi must be missin' something 'ere...surely ye be using both? Cutlass in one 'and, pistol in t'other. Not only be it effective, but it be looking rather dashin' too.
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Postby LibraLabRat on Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:51 am

Yar....I meself be partial to a foine Kalashnikov with a pistol grip in me right, and an axe in me left. Not only good for choppin off limbs and such, but good for bashin in doors, casks, crates and chests.....

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Postby wokka on Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:26 pm

Yarr! The Cuttlass Be The Real Weapon For All You Sea-Dogs Out There!
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Postby kaioshin00 on Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:39 pm

amenabletopasta wrote:Arrr! Oi must be missin' something 'ere...surely ye be using both? Cutlass in one 'and, pistol in t'other. Not only be it effective, but it be looking rather dashin' too.


Aye laddy 'oldin a cutlass an' a pistol be fine, but oi be knowin' many a swashbuckler that not be knowin' how t'wield a cutlass, they be only usin' muskets and such. By the rum in me veins thar ain't none of them swabbies on my crew.
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Postby Ushnor on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:26 pm

When everyone runs from me in terror, a pistol is all I can use. (I attack more villages then boats, being a viking)
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Postby black bart on Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:06 am

Beagle wrote:

I lashes 'em to the mast and sings 'em a selection of sea shanties and Britney Spears hits till they beg to walk the plank.


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