FSM Marriages? What food?

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FSM Marriages? What food?

Postby GreenRain22 on Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:05 am

So, I was wondering, if they're ever happened to be an FSM style marriage, what food should be served?

I say all the foods should include some form of pasta, and they need some sort of beer fountain, or whatever alchoholic beverage the groom likes.

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Re: FSM Marriages? What food?

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:32 am

GreenRain22 wrote:So, I was wondering, if they're ever happened to be an FSM style marriage, what food should be served?

I say all the foods should include some form of pasta, and they need some sort of beer fountain, or whatever alchoholic beverage the groom likes.

-GR22

Pretty much.
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Re: FSM Marriages? What food?

Postby Nahmala on Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:10 pm

The cake should also have FSM inspired things, though not spaghetti (have you ever tried a spaghetti cake? Ugh.) Maybe a midgit bride and groom, or just a candy FSM on top.
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Re: FSM Marriages? What food?

Postby GreenRain22 on Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:29 am

Nahmala wrote:The cake should also have FSM inspired things, though not spaghetti (have you ever tried a spaghetti cake? Ugh.) Maybe a midgit bride and groom, or just a candy FSM on top.


Or we could have the cake built as a mountain, with the midget too!
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
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It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


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Re: FSM Marriages? What food?

Postby wobastax on Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:09 pm

you could have alot of REALLY big bowls, each filled with a different flavor of ramen! i mean really, who doesn't love ramen? :D :) :( :o :? 8) :x :cry: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :shellfish: :worship: :fsm_float: :fsm: :fsm_ninja: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_rock:
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Re: FSM Marriages? What food?

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:56 pm

I watched the guys on Ace of Cakes make a pirate ship wedding cake. Totally cool.

Even though pasta makes for a pretty lousy cake, it's easy to use icing to simulate pasta and meatballs. Aside from that, something with noodles, plenty of grog, and anything else you happen to like, without worrying whether it's bad for you! YAAARRRR!
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Re: FSM Marriages? What food?

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:21 pm

Focus on a pirate theme, and steal whatever food you can from all the other weddings. If the other wedding parties resist, feed 'em to the sharks!
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Re: FSM Marriages? What food?

Postby AlDentePirate on Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:04 pm

Possibly just some ramen? xD Can't go wrong with ramen
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