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Dark Humor Knitting
by Grey on Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:14 pm
It is! Take a look at it. http://tassiechat.com/about37.html
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fueledbycoffee wrote:America has a long and hallowed tradition of irrational tax evasion and belligerence. We are the national equivalent of the Nac Mac Feegle. And we're the leaders of the free world. Damn, now I've scared myself shitless.
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Shark
by black bart on Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:50 am
Brilliant...I love the shark! You could always imagine it's someone nasty sticking out of his jaws!
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by St John the Blasphemist on Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:39 am
I like the siamese - err... conjoined teddy bears. While there's no gore involved, people would still look at them & have second thoughts about talking to me again.
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teddies
by black bart on Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:51 am
Two Teddies for the price of one! 
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by Grey on Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:55 am
^^
I like the unicorn, myself.
I like the unicorn, myself.
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fueledbycoffee wrote:America has a long and hallowed tradition of irrational tax evasion and belligerence. We are the national equivalent of the Nac Mac Feegle. And we're the leaders of the free world. Damn, now I've scared myself shitless.
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by Bob the Unbeliever on Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:24 pm
Grey wrote:^^
I like the unicorn, myself.
Was MY favorite one as well .... likely stems from the fact that I never, ever had a teddy bear until I reached adult-hood... <heh>
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by ke_mikiao on Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:17 am
c'mon.......bunny stuck thru with a carrot??? its hilarious
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by lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 6:42 pm
I agree
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting
by Valanthe on Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:36 pm
WOW! I wonder if it's possible to find patterns for those pretty little toys...
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting
by Ubi Dubium on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:51 pm
Pharyngula recently posted this:
Want!
Want!
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting
by black bart on Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:34 am
Aaarrgh..Tis a squashed Bilge Rat!
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting
by Valanthe on Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:01 am
'Tis a squashed and gutted bilge rat...cool.
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:28 pm
is that blackish mass perhaps the, er, residue of its last meal? could it be the precursor of a "Fish-'ead Stoo-l"?
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting
by Valanthe on Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:55 am
Could be a liver...kinda hard to tell from the photo.
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Re: Dark Humor Knitting
by GreenRain22 on Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:13 pm
I want the tiger one. xD
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There's no masquerade
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