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evilbelgian wrote:I think an actual marriage ceremony needs to be devised. with words that the Pirate Captain would say.
I swear by Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pesto Be Upon Him, and all the great pirates, and piratesses, both short and tall, making them my witnesses, that I will fulfill according to my ability and judgment this oath and this covenant:
I will hold dear and respected to me, them who taught me in the ways of the faith; and if necessary, to share my good fortune with them.
I will hold to the greatest esteem that which is good and wholesome and true, and revile at that which is harmful and false, and strive in all things to abide by the Flimsy Moral Standards.
I will freely share my knowledge with all who desire to know truth.
I will apply all measures required for the good of my crew, as according to my ability and my judgment, but never to force such measures upon them unheeded.
I will remember that there is respect and open-mindededness in the Pastafarian way as well as piracy and humor, and that warmth, sympathy, and understanding towards others may outweigh unshakable faith and perfect Piratese.
I will not make judgments, for no Pastafarian may judge who is a better, truer, or finer Pastafarian.
I will not be ashamed to say "I know not," nor will I fail to call on my brethren when the skills of another are needed in my pursuits.
I will respect the privacy of those who seek my help and knowledge, for their problems are not disclosed to me that the world may know.
I must not abuse my powers, for with great power comes great responsibility.
I will remember that I do not counsel a theological paradox, or a misinterpretation of ancient canonical text, but a fellow human being, whose spiritual confusion may affect the person's family and physical and emotional stability. My responsibility also includes these related problems, if I am to offer spiritual guidance.
If I fulfill this oath and do not violate it, may it be granted to me to enjoy life and piracy, respected while I live and remembered with affection thereafter; if I transgress it and swear falsely, may the opposite of all this be my lot.
Ham Nox wrote:((And I know.. I'm using they instead of his/her.
BAD GRAMMAR NAZI!! *slap*))
How debrading of her. That must be very orthogonal to live with.Ubi Dubium wrote:However, be warned, UDK#1 is a usage nazi. If you use an obviously incorrect word, she'll be after you.
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