The jurnal's of jimlad Mathew Beard

[Pirate Johnson]

I've decidin ta start uh story. Take turns postin what ever ya like. Thu rule be simple:
1 Mantane ya piratous dialect.
2 Write from the perspective of a young boy (about 12 years of age) making entries into his journal
3 No disagreements. Just continue where the last person left off.
To introduce the story, our jimlad was orphaned by murderous ninjas while on his way to a boarding school across the sea. He is resqued and adopted by a pirate vessil captianed by a Mr. Hawk. The rest is for you to decide. In the words of a famous captain, "The power is yours..."

[black bart]

Young boy...about 12 years of age ye says...

OK...

Jimlad: 'don't be dissin my threads man innit...I aint bovvered if da deck's got poop on it innit'

Cap'n Hawk: 'Why ye liitle blaggard...I'll ave the skin of yer back!'

Jimlad: 'wot, you gonna put an ASBO on me yew old git, I'll report yew to the social services mate innit.

Cap'n Hawk: Ye'll keep a civil tongue in yer head...

Jimlad: Am I bovvered? I aint bovvered...innit

[DaveL]

Capn Hawk: Oh Dear not another Salty Tale. Can we call it the Continuous Peppery Tale? First we need some Pepper.

[black bart]

I aint bovvered...innit.