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Re: Turnips

Postby Putanesca on Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:48 am

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Re: Turnips

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:29 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:erm..carrots, turnips, parsnips, beets
make da vewy best of eats
eaten raw, they be a di-yut
good fo' ebberyone-so try hit!

(mo' bettah far than steak or pie....
start yer chewin' 'n' no arsk w'y!)

fang-gew, fang-gew...oi'll be 'ere all weeke (unless yez bribe..er..arsk..me t' "git-da-fook-oot"..no worries, oi'm easy..) :fsm_yarr:


Arrrgh...I has got a beaut:

No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry

Aaargh I remember when we used ta sit
Outside madame Fifi's in Portsmouth
Arrrgh Hobservin the female bits
As they tempted the other blaggards that we meet
Good Turnips we chewed, good Turnips we've lost
Along ye way
In Portsmouth Market, you can forget your purse
So help yerself I say

No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
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Re: Turnips

Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:36 am

YArrrr...

I love a good root...(vegetable)
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Re: Turnips

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:41 pm

^^ :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: bb..dat iz "all-fookin'-toime", mah bruddah..da spliff 'n' tam be raisin' yer 'igh keww amazin'ly..(oi even fergives ya fer wearin' wot happears t'be a dickey under da coat.. :wink: )
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
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Re: Turnips

Postby DaveL on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:18 am

YArrrr...

Are Black Bart and Elijah related?
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Re: Turnips

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:39 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

Are Black Bart and Elijah related?


Nay! Oi finks bartie been inf heckted wit a "Rasta Weevil"!

Remember Star Trek: Wrath of Kahn? When Kahn put that weevil in some dudes ear.

Elijah put a Rasta Weevil in barts ear.

Bart, listen to me. put a pencil in your ear and then hit the pencil with a hammer, then wiggle the pencil around some more. You should be all better in the morning.
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Re: Turnips

Postby DaveL on Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:33 am

Q: What's the difference between Bart an Elijah?

A: Bart spends his life persecutin' others, while Elijah spends his life bein' persecuted.
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Re: Turnips

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:12 am

Aaarrrgh...I can't get the pencil out..an it be me best 6B Ransom note pencil!
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Re: Turnips

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:57 pm

Arroha..'igh toime t' saunter ovvah to Madam Fifi's..arsk f' Constance (aka "Lips 'n' Lungs")..if'n she cannae use 'er applied suction skills 'n' remove da pencil outta yer ear, well, then.....you bee welle an' trooly fooked, mah bruddah..

& oi allus thot "gettin' da lead out" jus' meant movin' a bit faster.. :o da fings one larns in "Pyrates"
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
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Re: Turnips

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:03 pm

If its a meck han hickle pencul oi suggest ye just keep clicking hit huntil hit slips out er you pass out.
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Re: Turnips

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:38 am

Arrr, I loiks the sounds o the suction cure...that'll put lead in me pencil!
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Re: Turnips

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:03 pm

Arroha..or ye'll bee uppe fo' da mercury cure!
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Re: Turnips

Postby DaveL on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:00 am

YArrrr...

Have any of ye tucked into a good Swede lately?

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Re: Turnips

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:26 am

I'd better get this one in afore Dan does...

That aint tabaccy I be smokin, it's swede. :fsm_rock:
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Re: Turnips

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:55 pm

Aarrgghh! Oi 'earde 'twas "Norwegian Woode"..wottevvah, mah bruddah, da spliff and da tam 'ave dun amazin' fings fo' yer standin' in da communitee & put an ende (or "Finnish") to da rumours you was incubatin' scary stuffe under da "jyant hatte"..
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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