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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:37 am

I could do that, but it's more work to lie on my back and lift my dick away from me.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:38 am

I couldn't lie on my back because the weight of my dick would break any of the bones that it lies upon.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:59 am

I have visited and memorized every website Google could find.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle on Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:29 am

I have found a number of websites that Google has not found that is equal to the number of websites that are found by Google.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:30 am

I memorized all those as well.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Edd on Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:27 pm

I created those.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:29 pm

HA...My middle name is Google...

hang on...Black GoogleBart? Sorry...PASS to the next person...
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:20 pm

I've been using Google since 1983.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle on Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:40 pm

My computer was lifted out of King Tut's tomb. They brushed off the dust and air lifted it to my house.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:21 pm

I'm so old, my drivers licence # is 7.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle on Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:33 pm

Rainswept wrote:I'm so old, my drivers licence # is 7.


My drivers license # is 6.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:42 pm

Mine is for a chariot tho.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:02 pm

My penis is visible on google maps.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:17 pm

With the right magnification, EVERY guy's penis is visible on Google Maps..but mine is visible without using Google Maps (you thought those blinking red lights you see at night are aircraft warning lamps?? HAH! c'est moi..AKA: Omnipresent Johnson)
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:28 am

Yeah well, that is impressive, but my penis caused the extinction of the dinosaurs when it accidentally fell out of my underpants:

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