I can top that....

[Rainswept]

So the game is simple: Read the outrageous boast of the person above you, and then make an even more outrageous boast. I'll start.


I can drink Jack Daniel's from a fire hose, completely satisfy three women, and jump my motorcycle over a train lengthwise... all before breakfast.

[spotlight]

I can crack open a coconut on my heart. That's right, it's TOUGH. I can swim from Greenland to Antarctica before you're done with those 3 women (in other words, really quickly.) :P

[lordpunkmonk]

I can jump over a train without a motor cycle then steal rainswepts three girls before he can even get to them and can swim from england to asia (the way columbus tried to do it and failed) and continue swimming through america jumping from home pool to pool al faster than you can say "DAMN THAT IS FAST" but sadly I cannot crack a coconut on my heart because I have no heart.
oh and when I was nine I broke a black hole.

[Zankou 2.0]

I can swim through time and space itself in order to swim from England to Asia and arrive before I leave, while at the same time having already satisfied Rainswept's three girls sometime last week.

My heart is a black hole.

[Wawizzle]

I can convince Zankou, Rainswept, lordpounk, and Spotlight to waste their time competeing with one another while I single handedly cure cancer eating alphabits and scribbling notes on the back of the cereal box.

[Zankou 2.0]

I can convince Zankou, Rainswept, lordpounk, and Spotlight to waste their time competeing with one another while I single handedly cure cancer eating alphabits and scribbling notes on the back of the cereal box.

I can spell, and construct my sentences properly.

[Rainswept]

I can read posts by Zankou all day long and still resist the urge to blow my brains out.

[black bart]

I can read posts by Zankou all day long and still resist the urge to blow my brains out.

No...I give up...can't top that...

NEXT PERSON PLEASE.

[Zankou 2.0]

I can read posts by Zankou all day long and still resist the urge to blow my brains out.

I can be Zankou all day long and still resist the urge to blow my brains out.



And, come on, you have to admit that last one was funny.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I can convince all the Tibetian monks in the world that shooting people in the face with a Kalashnikov is what Buddha would do.

[Rainswept]

I can drive past a local business ran by Jim Swallows, and still keep my mind out of the gutter.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yeah, that is pretty good. But the fact that you wrote that here proves that you cannot, in fact, keep your mind out of the gutter when thinking about Jim Swallows.

I can do push-ups using breath alone. No arms.

[Rainswept]

Not bad, Donaturtlo, but I can do pushups and clap between each one... without arms!

[lordpunkmonk]

I can do pushups no arms no feet clap between each and kill a martian between each

[Wawizzle]

I can do pushups using my dick and give an applause and standing ovation between each up-down.