The elijah Game!

[PantyGnawer]

Simple rules:

-Post any elijah quote (one single sentence) from this forum or any other forum. (threads of interest to follow)

-The person that posts next must assign your quote a score (scoring details to follow). However, only posters who provide a new elijah quote can assign scores to the poster above them.

-elijah himself will inevitably post here: elijah cannot assign a score to the poster above him, but the poster following elijah can assign a score to his post (since it is technically an elijah quote). But those points actually do go to elijah himself.


Scoring Rules

-All scores are on a scale of 0-20. Each player keeps his own score.

-Top scoring priority is Crazyness. These quotes seem to show you the brief glimpse into the mind of the insane and make you want to look away.

-Next scoring priority is incomprehensibility. Run on sentences combined with incomprehensibility are granted more points. One bonus point for every comma used is a good rule of thumb.

-Next scoring priority is degree of persecution claimed.

-Next scoring priority is degree of accusation. (Pastafarians are: racist, fascist, etc.....)

Keyword bonus points

These are worth 1-2 bonus points for each:

-Racist/ism
-Fascist
-Satanic
-Biggot
-Jah
-Rasta (or any variation)

(if any one wants to offer up new suggestions for rules then offer them up)

Sites for your quotes!

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=8167&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=90

The following forum must have a shitty server because it often doesn't work:

http://tribeideas.tribe.net/thread/e106 ... e5f43af9aa

http://ehiopie.tribe.net/thread/00fa35d ... f51e7e4a7a

[PantyGnawer]

Yes, I can supply the evidence that millions of people find the term Pastafarian being listed alongside recognized religions such as Islam oppresive, but seeing as you have no authority to even ask such a question, of course I will not.

Millions of people! I want madd "crazy" points for this one!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Doesn't this game make us seem even more unfriendly and discriminatory?

[fueledbycoffee]

Doesn't this game make us seem even more unfriendly and discriminatory?

Precisely.

[Zankou 2.0]

Interesting concept, but, like the above two people said, it makes you look like an asshole.

[black bart]

Spoil sport.

[PantyGnawer]

You guys are lame. You act like I called him a racist or something.

[Ubi Dubium]

OK, I'll bite. The best weapon against trolls and evangelists of all sorts is humor and satire, as evidenced by the existence of this Forum. I'll make no personal comments about elijah himself, though, seeing as I don't actually know him. But anybody that posts here is subject to scrutiny of what they write, especially for grammar and logic.

By the way, I notice that 'lije is currently up to fifty-some posts under his current name. I think attainment of a high Pastafarian rank would be an ironic acheivement for somebody who is so disgusted with us.

Yes, I can supply the evidence that millions of people find the term Pastafarian being listed alongside recognized religions such as Islam oppresive, but seeing as you have no authority to even ask such a question, of course I will not.

Millions of people! I want madd "crazy" points for this one!

Good quote, PantyGnawer. I like the "I could, but I won't" aspect of it. None of the mentioned buzzwords, though. I give it a 15.

Here's my entry. This one was from yesterday. I selected it for sheer incomprehensibility.

So it is "Not so" that I still don't know the difference. It is true that perhaps because suppositions of my "still not knowing the difference" is "not so." I should have punctuated the proclamation with a period, although such is as insignificant as your writing "and" instead of "an" in terms of the connectivity of the thoughts of my or your "talk" which are more distinguished by their capacities.

[black bart]

I want to play but I can't be bothered to trawl through his posts to find a good one at the moment...keep up the good work though.

[Elvalia]

I knew somebody'd make a thread like this eventually!

I can't find any really good quotes right now, just a few "vampire" and "bigoted hate-monger"-type things. I'll look again later, I suppose, and come up with something.

You should add "vampire" to your list of bonus-point words, PG.

[Edd]

PG,

What are you getting out of this? A few laughs at the expense of a troll.

What is elijah getting? Attention and validation of his opinion.

What am I getting? Another thread to avoid.

[PantyGnawer]

PG,

What are you getting out of this? A few laughs at the expense of a troll.

Look, we tried to be accomodating and discuss his concerns in a sensible manner, yet he just continues to accuse, berate, and name call.

As long as he chooses to stick around here and bug us, we might as well get some entertainment out of it.

[PantyGnawer]

So it is "Not so" that I still don't know the difference. It is true that perhaps because suppositions of my "still not knowing the difference" is "not so." I should have punctuated the proclamation with a period, although such is as insignificant as your writing "and" instead of "an" in terms of the connectivity of the thoughts of my or your "talk" which are more distinguished by their capacities.

Wow! I mean wow! That there is a beaut if I ever saw one.

You've gone big on the incomprehensibility and run on scales! It also scores well on the condescention scale. I also have to award bonus points for the six different words or phrases in parentheses.

I give it a solid 17!


I'm going to follow with a short but sweet one. No bonus words, but its sheer incomprehensibility should suffice.

Such as your the seemingly harmless expression of "Ick" betraying your violence.

[pieces o'nine]

Oi ran that thru thee babelfish a cuppel toimes, PG, an oi finks this trance lay shun will mayke moor sense:

Like him l' expression according to any inoffensive appearance " ; Ick" ; To betray with your gewalttätigkeit violent one.

[PantyGnawer]

Oi ran that thru thee babelfish a cuppel toimes, PG, an oi finks this trance lay shun will mayke moor sense:

Like him l' expression according to any inoffensive appearance " ; Ick" ; To betray with your gewalttätigkeit violent one.

Hmmmmmmmmm....... Still not getting it. Maybe Mad Willum or Da da haole could give it a try.