I heard a story that there was once a contest for the worst band name, and it was won by:
TONTO's Expanding Head Band
A guy I know heads a band named for Wilt Chamberlain's claim he slept with 20,000 women:
The Chamberlain Kids
And I can't believe no one has suggested it, but if I had a heavy metal band I'd call them:
The Flying Spaghetti Monsters
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.