Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:... well , oim not goin ta sum strange kitchen ta meat 'em .
Hmmm , oi hasint erd Powdarr fingarr fer a spell .
Anywun nose thee leerRicks ?
Dis be a bit ove et , oi fink .
Look out momma , there's a white boat coming up the river .
It's got numbers on the side and a man with a gun on the ridge . (?)
I think you better call John cause I don't think they ' re here to deliver the mail .
Daddy's gone , my brother's hunting in the mountain .
Big John's been drinking since the river took Emmy Lou .
So the powers that be left me here to do the thinking .
And I just turned twenty two.
I was wondering what to do .
The closer they got ,
the more those feelings grew .
Raised my rifle to my eye .
Didn't stop to wonder why .
Then I saw flash and head went to the sky .
Yarr , oi juss luv wot thet minstrel Neal Yung roites , sech luverly lines loike , " Ye arr loike a hurricane , tharrs calm in yer oi " an' " Oil be a minarr fer a harrt ove gold " .
Side note - Did you know that Young wrote that song for Ronnie Van Zandt? True story. Unfortunately, Ronnie died, and fortunately, Neil recorded it anyway.
As for the moniker, Elastoman has been a part of my online presence for well over a decade. In all honesty, I stole it from a friend of mine just after it's creation, and it's been mine since.
~E.