Garrrrr matey, being new to the church of the FSM and wishin to be praising his noodly appendage and becomin' a pastafarian I be submittin' this bit of bilge water :- Wooden legs - the leg being made of peg be the origin of the FSM as per the scripture true and all, for who else would be wanting the blessed pirates whirlin' and twirlin' as the blessed FSM is on its fork of destiny and power, just be watchin the lightnin' for divine guidance as to the 'xact natue of the twirlin'.
I await ye postings ye scurvy dogs, and remember any pirate worth his parrot would give both his wooden legs.
What do you do with a twirlin sailor
ear-ly in the mornin'.
Any Pirate worth his Parrot would give both his wooden legs for a chance at this....Garrr Matey!!!!
Isssthmus! Isthmus? Issthmus! Issssthmus!