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Postby Katimana on Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:05 am

Is it possible to confirm that running is a suggestion of a thing not to be done in Pastafarianism? I reason that this is something his noodleness would support, given that running is:

a) obscene
b) hard to do when you don't have legs.
c) a bad look for a pirate

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Re: Running

Postby Elvalia on Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:34 am

That would be giving all us athletic Pastafarians an uncomfortable decision now, wouldn't it? I'm sure that his Noodliness would be more fair to us than to suggest that we oughtn't be running at all.
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Re: Running

Postby Edd on Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:31 am

I thought this was in reference to running for political office.

a) obscene - check
b) hard to do when you don't have legs(as in: support) - check
c) a bad look for a pirate - check
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Re: Running

Postby Elvalia on Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:52 am

Hmm. That actually makes more sense; I didn't understand how running could be considered obscene :roll:
But the reference to legs?
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Re: Running

Postby Katimana on Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:49 pm

Perhaps as an enlightened deity His Noodleness would refrain from making running OR not running a "something I'd rather you didn't". Then, no matter what we do, we can all say "that's against my religion" when some one asks if you run/don't run.

And nothing against athletic Pastafarians - although I figured that his pastaness might appreciate something a little more suited to multiple limbs/noodles, such as rock climbing.

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Re: Running

Postby Cardinal Fang on Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:55 pm

Does running include if you're being chased by something with large pointy teeth (say a killer bunny perhaps)?

I presume in this circumstance running as fast as your pirate-y wee legs will carry you is a good thing...

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Re: Running

Postby purplegoddess on Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:15 pm

I think the key here is not to run whilst holding a bevvie.

You might spill some.

Clearly sacrilege.

Or maybe even no running with a bowl of pasta? (unless you are a waiter in a busy restaurant, wherein you would get FSM dispensation for performing an Act of Conversion)

I think being chased by Killer Bunnies or anything with large pointy teeth also overrides the "holding a bevvie, or a bowl of pasta" suggestion. (if you threw your bevvie and/or your bowl of pasta AT the Killer Bunny, whilst running that would be ok, yes?)

Other than that, I think running would be ok.
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Re: Running

Postby Elvalia on Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:10 pm

purplegoddess wrote:I think the key here is not to run whilst holding a bevvie.

You might spill some.

Clearly sacrilege.

It's true, so very true. I would never put a beverage at risk by running.
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Re: Running

Postby Katimana on Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:37 am

People! :x Show some commitment! Don't run from the bunny - convert it! Help it feel the warm noodly tentacle of the Great One! The we can be the first interspecial religion (if we aren't already - I know a few people....)

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Re: Running

Postby Elvalia on Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:17 pm

Some dumb bunnies just don't listen to reason... there's no converting them.
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Re: Running

Postby cassles on Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:27 am

it would be worth a shot... all bunnies need saving

then run if it doesnt work, im sure no one would fault you for it
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Re: Running

Postby Katimana on Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:00 pm

That settles it then - I'm off bunny converting :D

And as long as it's not sacrilege I have oodles of pasta goodness to serve as a lure - I guess it wouldn't be sacrilege if it's used to convert the bunny masses, would it?
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Re: Running

Postby Karban on Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:59 pm

Katimana wrote:Is it possible to confirm that running is a suggestion of a thing not to be done in Pastafarianism? I reason that this is something his noodleness would support, given that running is:

a) obscene
b) hard to do when you don't have legs.
c) a bad look for a pirate

Oh! to be enlightened...



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Re: Running

Postby purplegoddess on Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:12 pm

In regard to the bunnies.. I think the teeth are the clincher here.

Be they bunnies with normal incisors, then running from them would clearly be sacrilege, as they might be able to be converted.

Bunnies with sharp pointy teeth may have an attitude problem, or possibly have their own religion which requires them to chase members of the Church of the FSm, yes?

The teeth are the clincher, in regard to running.

And KArban, you forgot the bugs... the swell of the sea is particularly enjoyable whilst consuming some MB bugs.. with garlic and bacon and bucatelli.
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Re: Running

Postby Clifford on Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:57 pm

BOO HISS get some exercise
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