Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:48 am

The Black Spot wrote:Torpedo = Norwegian child molester. Arrrr Harr Har...Ha... I'll get me frockcoat...


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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:25 am

Plankton = algae that wears wigs.
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:33 am

Marvelous = Last words of the Landlord of The Admiral Benbow
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby DaveL on Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:04 am

Big Ship - Another type of vessel which floats in water. Not normally associated with manned voyages.
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:08 am

Two eyed land lubbin chav = Normal Portsmouth Resident
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby DaveL on Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:43 am

Dock Yard = Where big ships are launched.
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Postby DaveL on Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:38 am

Dock Yard Strike = Lack of fibre in yer diet
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:25 am

Dock Yard Sale: Too much fibre in ye diet.
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:20 am

Texas Holdem = How to loose yer dubloons to The Black Spot
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:48 am

Crust Almighty!: Expletive uttered when one bites into a Red Cow pie.
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:17 am

Aresburn's Ire = What you get if you shout out the word 'Filum.'
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby DaveL on Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:19 am

Phonecia = where the Willow People and Happy Mountain Folk live
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:09 am

Eight Bells = Eight O the Clock

Two Bells = Ye be alroight

One Bell = Adolf Hitler (the uvver bell is in the Albert Hall)
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby tanguerra on Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:35 am

International Talk Like a Pirate Day = September 19th (or sometimes 20th)

A day when lubbers can pretend to be the rollickinest, rowdiest, scurviest crew that e'er sailed the seven seas and when actual pirates (as such) are on their best behaviour and use proper grammar at all times and stick their little pinkies up in the air when sipping tea.
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Re: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:45 am

Bartchester Hall = one's ancestral home don't cha know.
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