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Postby azoic on Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:04 pm

First post... I discovered Pastafarian-ness while researching genetic evolution... How evolution undermines western religious doctrines? (Eeeek, nooooo?).

If anyone likes FSM-related ebook novels, I uploaded won wot I done wrote. It's free at godspawn-dawt-org. Took me 15-years of seriousness and contemplation, with no intention to promote existing Teachings, but evidently I was being Touched By His Noodly Appendage all along

:worship:...:fsm_rock:

Frankly, in all seriousness and contemplation-ness, I'm feeling all jiggly inside, now that I too am Enlightened.
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Re: godspawn

Postby Apostateabe on Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:41 pm

Sometimes, when a person first believes, he has the feeling of spaghetti noodle running up his legs, and he lets out a loud, "ARRRR matey!" That didn't happen to me, but that is what I heard.
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Re: godspawn

Postby DaveL on Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:08 pm

YArrr...

Being 'slain in the noodle' is a common occurence.

Dont forget to introduce yerself to others here:

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