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Postby GreenRain22 on Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:54 pm

You're locked in a room. There is no way out. This room is unimprenatratable.

However, you are locked inside this room with your fellow members.

... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!

(Sort of like the epic role-playing thing, but much more random)

Things you are not allowed to do:

1. Break out in any way, shape, form, or fashion

... Everything else you can do.

This'll be interesting.

*sits in corner*
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Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
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It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:48 pm

And we're all locked in the same room?

Forever?

Can you see as well as I where this is going to go?
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Capellini on Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:42 pm

If we are all in the same room forever, with no chance of escape, after we've designated a corner for the latrine, we will start to panic, and then, some will begin to resolve themselves to their fate. Which at that point turns the adventure into a waiting game, so that those of us who are resolved to survive can start eating either those willing to die, those that won't stop whining, or those that are easily over powered.

Then we all die after a couple of months from disease anyway.

Recast this in a bio-dome, and you might get a different result.
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:04 pm

Capellini wrote:If we are all in the same room forever, with no chance of escape, after we've designated a corner for the latrine, we will start to panic, and then, some will begin to resolve themselves to their fate. Which at that point turns the adventure into a waiting game, so that those of us who are resolved to survive can start eating either those willing to die, those that won't stop whining, or those that are easily over powered.

Then we all die after a couple of months from disease anyway.

Recast this in a bio-dome, and you might get a different result.



She said we can "do anything", so we could theoretically conjure food, a wireless router, and several laptops, and even a biodome.
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Edd on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:08 pm

Capellini wrote:If we are all in the same room forever, with no chance of escape, after we've designated a corner for the latrine, we will start to panic, and then, some will begin to resolve themselves to their fate. Which at that point turns the adventure into a waiting game, so that those of us who are resolved to survive can start eating either those willing to die, those that won't stop whining, or those that are easily over powered.

Then we all die after a couple of months from disease anyway.

Recast this in a bio-dome, and you might get a different result.


No chance of escape? It would have to be a very large bio-dome, otherwise, no goal, no direction, no new characters, no new discoveries.

Zankou 2.0 wrote:She said we can "do anything", so we could theoretically conjure food, a wireless router, and several laptops, and even a biodome.


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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Wawizzle on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:09 pm

*conjures up a can of Monster energy drink and proceeds to drink it.*
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby fueledbycoffee on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:18 pm

*Systematically summons enough cows to fill the room completely, and stampedes them, turning the place into a meat-grinder and killing everyone*
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:30 pm

*survives*
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:43 pm

*farts*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby fueledbycoffee on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:52 pm

*Incessantly sings Seasons in the Sun until you're all driven mad*
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:00 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:*Incessantly sings Seasons in the Sun until you're all driven mad*


That's it...I'm using Zankou to smash a hole in the wall!
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Elvalia on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:26 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:*Incessantly sings Seasons in the Sun until you're all driven mad*

It had better at least be on-key, or so help me, I'll think of something horrendous and inhumane to do to you.
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby fueledbycoffee on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:27 pm

Let's say, all the sappiness of Terry Jack's version, with the horrid vocals of Nirvana's version.
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Elvalia on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:31 pm

You're sick. :(
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby fueledbycoffee on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:33 pm

So I've been told. Anyway, down to business...

GoodbYEEEEE, papa, pease prayyyeee for meeeee, Eyeee wuz thaaaa black sheep of tha familyyyyyy...
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