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Portsmouth News at Ten
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:39 pm
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by DaveL on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:12 pm
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More Venganza moderators found lurking in Pirates than ever before. Serious Mods expected to join shortly (following ship napping).
More Venganza moderators found lurking in Pirates than ever before. Serious Mods expected to join shortly (following ship napping).
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:36 am
DONG...
Dennis Weevily gets writers block...no new novel for two days.
Dennis Weevily gets writers block...no new novel for two days.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by The Black Spot on Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:44 am
DUNG!
Huge moustache leads to Black Bart being invited to join pop group "The Village Pirates".
Huge moustache leads to Black Bart being invited to join pop group "The Village Pirates".
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:56 am
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The Black Spot's long lost avatar found at last:
The Black Spot's long lost avatar found at last:
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by DaveL on Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:17 am
Dong,
True founders of Mount Gay and Prickwillow have been found. They were all Phoenicians.
True founders of Mount Gay and Prickwillow have been found. They were all Phoenicians.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:19 am
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The Black Spot fined for poking out the eye of a tall man with his moustache, now has to wear foam safe-t-plugs.
The Black Spot fined for poking out the eye of a tall man with his moustache, now has to wear foam safe-t-plugs.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:01 am
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Village Pirates to play concert for CRONANAID the charity that helps struggling Boy Bands.
Village Pirates to play concert for CRONANAID the charity that helps struggling Boy Bands.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by DaveL on Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:11 pm
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Take-the-Lot reunion No.8, rumoured for Cronanaid. Black Spot and DaveL say Spandex will be worn. Fans get nervous.
Take-the-Lot reunion No.8, rumoured for Cronanaid. Black Spot and DaveL say Spandex will be worn. Fans get nervous.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:14 pm
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Reacting to developing news about Spandex™ sponsoring CRONANAID, local stores report that they have sold completely out of eyepatches, Ninja turtle and Zorro-style eye masks, and oversized hats to block out the spectacle. Backorders may not arrive in time.
Reacting to developing news about Spandex™ sponsoring CRONANAID, local stores report that they have sold completely out of eyepatches, Ninja turtle and Zorro-style eye masks, and oversized hats to block out the spectacle. Backorders may not arrive in time.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by PantyGnawer on Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:53 am
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Black Bart's agreement to wear oversized hat and facial hair and douse himself in kerosene thrice weekly has moved Portsmouth town officials to decree that he can once again come within 50 furlongs of children, pregnant or nursing women, and the local weevil refineries.
Black Bart's agreement to wear oversized hat and facial hair and douse himself in kerosene thrice weekly has moved Portsmouth town officials to decree that he can once again come within 50 furlongs of children, pregnant or nursing women, and the local weevil refineries.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:43 am
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Ninja turtle outrage at lack of spandex-brand zorro-style eye masks. Fifteen evildoers slain in the last five hours.
Ninja turtle outrage at lack of spandex-brand zorro-style eye masks. Fifteen evildoers slain in the last five hours.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by DaveL on Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:57 am
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Manatee suit vendor arrested after complaints by marine sea creatures union.
Manatee suit vendor arrested after complaints by marine sea creatures union.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:55 am
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Blackbeard was a big girl's blouse:
http://regender.com/swap/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackbeard
Blackbeard was a big girl's blouse:
http://regender.com/swap/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackbeard
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by The Black Spot on Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:28 am
Dong!
Credit Crunch hits Portsmouth - Takings from bank robberies down by 12%.
Credit Crunch hits Portsmouth - Takings from bank robberies down by 12%.
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