Portsmouth News at Ten

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:39 pm

DONG!

pieces o'nine forced to admit she gets her cannonballs from an "un-named supplier" as she has none of her own. Local pirates regain swaggers.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby DaveL on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:12 pm

DONG!

More Venganza moderators found lurking in Pirates than ever before. Serious Mods expected to join shortly (following ship napping).
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:36 am

DONG...

Dennis Weevily gets writers block...no new novel for two days.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:44 am

DUNG!

Huge moustache leads to Black Bart being invited to join pop group "The Village Pirates".
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:56 am

DONG...

The Black Spot's long lost avatar found at last:

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby DaveL on Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:17 am

Dong,

True founders of Mount Gay and Prickwillow have been found. They were all Phoenicians.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:19 am

DONG!

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:01 am

DONG

Village Pirates to play concert for CRONANAID the charity that helps struggling Boy Bands.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby DaveL on Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:11 pm

DONG

Take-the-Lot reunion No.8, rumoured for Cronanaid. Black Spot and DaveL say Spandex will be worn. Fans get nervous.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:14 pm

DONG

Reacting to developing news about Spandex™ sponsoring CRONANAID, local stores report that they have sold completely out of eyepatches, Ninja turtle and Zorro-style eye masks, and oversized hats to block out the spectacle. Backorders may not arrive in time.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:53 am

Dong

Black Bart's agreement to wear oversized hat and facial hair and douse himself in kerosene thrice weekly has moved Portsmouth town officials to decree that he can once again come within 50 furlongs of children, pregnant or nursing women, and the local weevil refineries.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:43 am

DONG!

Ninja turtle outrage at lack of spandex-brand zorro-style eye masks. Fifteen evildoers slain in the last five hours.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby DaveL on Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:57 am

DONG

Manatee suit vendor arrested after complaints by marine sea creatures union.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:55 am

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:28 am

Dong!

Credit Crunch hits Portsmouth - Takings from bank robberies down by 12%.
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