Reacting to developing news about Spandex™ sponsoring CRONANAID, local stores report that they have sold completely out of eyepatches, Ninja turtle and Zorro-style eye masks, and oversized hats to block out the spectacle. Backorders may not arrive in time.
DIE SPAMMERS DIE
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin