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Portsmouth News at Ten
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by DaveL on Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:13 am
Dong
Dugong Wedding of the century. Press have trouble staying under water to watch it.
Dugong Wedding of the century. Press have trouble staying under water to watch it.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:20 am
Dong
DAVE L CI Code shock...was Leonardo Da Capellini married to Mad Willium Bonny?
DAVE L CI Code shock...was Leonardo Da Capellini married to Mad Willium Bonny?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:35 am
DINGILLY DONGOLDOO
New Town Bell Introduced! Dial 199-ILIKETHENEWBELL If You Like It! Dial 199-IDONTLIKETHENEWBELL If You Don't!
New Town Bell Introduced! Dial 199-ILIKETHENEWBELL If You Like It! Dial 199-IDONTLIKETHENEWBELL If You Don't!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:23 am
Dong...
LHC (Large Heavy Canon Ball Collider) to be switched on next week...World expected to end.
LHC (Large Heavy Canon Ball Collider) to be switched on next week...World expected to end.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by DaveL on Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:38 am
Dong
Manatee breaks protocol and accepts a date with Black Bart.
Manatee breaks protocol and accepts a date with Black Bart.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:50 am
Dong...
LHC (Large Heavy Canon Ball Collider) is switched on...World has not ended...
Tis a bit windy though.
LHC (Large Heavy Canon Ball Collider) is switched on...World has not ended...
Tis a bit windy though.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:30 am
DONG!
World ends, but not from the LHC. Demise of the world resulted by the NQALATLHC, or the Not-Quite-As-Large-As-The Large Heavy Cannon Ball Collider. There was a misfire and the Large Heavy Cannonballs went straight through the Earth, popping the ballast and tilting the Earth into an unfixable course, straight for the Sun.
Portsmouth was successfully ejected to Mars, where we're living quite well, thankyou very much. It's a bit hard to find the water to sail on. Pirate ships have adopted wheels.
Vroom!
World ends, but not from the LHC. Demise of the world resulted by the NQALATLHC, or the Not-Quite-As-Large-As-The Large Heavy Cannon Ball Collider. There was a misfire and the Large Heavy Cannonballs went straight through the Earth, popping the ballast and tilting the Earth into an unfixable course, straight for the Sun.
Portsmouth was successfully ejected to Mars, where we're living quite well, thankyou very much. It's a bit hard to find the water to sail on. Pirate ships have adopted wheels.
Vroom!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:25 am
DONG...
...and in other news: Dennis Weavily has published a new Duke de Richbastid novel: The Island of the Giant Killer Devil Goat. See Playbilge for review.
...and in other news: Dennis Weavily has published a new Duke de Richbastid novel: The Island of the Giant Killer Devil Goat. See Playbilge for review.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:27 pm
DONG
Det. TH makes his 5000th post. Ready to be adopted into the Temple of Prophets.
Det. TH makes his 5000th post. Ready to be adopted into the Temple of Prophets.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:03 pm
DONG!
Detective Turtleholmes rushed to hospital after being smacked down by Zankou for using "adopted" instead of "Inducted".
Detective Turtleholmes rushed to hospital after being smacked down by Zankou for using "adopted" instead of "Inducted".
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Zankou 2.0 on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:04 pm
pieces o'nine wrote:Dong! Detective Turtleholmes rushed to hospital after being smacked down by Zankou for using "adopted" instead of "Inducted".
More like "grudgingly accepted".
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:20 am
DONG!
Det. TH discovers Zankou has been hoarding DaveL's pink dresses! Thrown in the stocks with Arseburn O'Leary, now on the receiving end of a RSF. (Really Stinky Fart) Due to be released in a fortnight!
Det. TH discovers Zankou has been hoarding DaveL's pink dresses! Thrown in the stocks with Arseburn O'Leary, now on the receiving end of a RSF. (Really Stinky Fart) Due to be released in a fortnight!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:21 am
DONG!
Zankou has head dunked in privvy and is beaten up by Moderators in practice run for DTH's 'Temple of Prophets' initiation Ceremony.
Zankou has head dunked in privvy and is beaten up by Moderators in practice run for DTH's 'Temple of Prophets' initiation Ceremony.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by DaveL on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:01 am
DONG!
Pieces O' Nine tip to take out the Biggest Cannon Award. Male pirates get cannon envy.
Pieces O' Nine tip to take out the Biggest Cannon Award. Male pirates get cannon envy.
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