Complete the Piratey Headline

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Edd on Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:23 pm

Detective Turtleholmes Consulted on "The Case of the Purloined Pleather", Concludes: "Pleather Industry Mistreats Pcows."


New Item on Big Ron’s Menu: Pveal with *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:52 pm

New Item on Big Ron’s Menu: Pveal with Pbananas and Pcream

Big Ron Sued for Dangerous Food, New Meal Removed From Menu. Non-Dead People Say ********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:09 pm

Big Ron Sued for Dangerous Food, New Meal Removed From Menu. Non-Dead People Say, Pfui!


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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:27 am

Edd wrote:Detective Turtleholmes Consulted on "The Case of the Purloined Pleather", Concludes: "Pleather Industry Mistreats Pcows."


New Item on Big Ron’s Menu: Pveal with *****


PCOWS! :D

That reminds me of the Far Side cartoon with the Tofu cows.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:19 am

Stay tuned as Celebrity Gossip Reporter Tea EmZee reveals how they hit the 'skids'

The Crimson Skidmark opens a new line of underwear called The ******
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