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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby DaveL on Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:13 am

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Dugong Wedding of the century. Press have trouble staying under water to watch it.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:20 am

Dong

DAVE L CI Code shock...was Leonardo Da Capellini married to Mad Willium Bonny?
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:35 am

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:23 am

Dong...

LHC (Large Heavy Canon Ball Collider) to be switched on next week...World expected to end.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby DaveL on Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:38 am

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:50 am

Dong...

LHC (Large Heavy Canon Ball Collider) is switched on...World has not ended...

Tis a bit windy though.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:30 am

DONG!

World ends, but not from the LHC. Demise of the world resulted by the NQALATLHC, or the Not-Quite-As-Large-As-The Large Heavy Cannon Ball Collider. There was a misfire and the Large Heavy Cannonballs went straight through the Earth, popping the ballast and tilting the Earth into an unfixable course, straight for the Sun.

Portsmouth was successfully ejected to Mars, where we're living quite well, thankyou very much. It's a bit hard to find the water to sail on. Pirate ships have adopted wheels.

Vroom!
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:25 am

DONG...
...and in other news: Dennis Weavily has published a new Duke de Richbastid novel: The Island of the Giant Killer Devil Goat. See Playbilge for review.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:27 pm

DONG

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:03 pm

DONG!

Detective Turtleholmes rushed to hospital after being smacked down by Zankou for using "adopted" instead of "Inducted".
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:04 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Dong! Detective Turtleholmes rushed to hospital after being smacked down by Zankou for using "adopted" instead of "Inducted".

More like "grudgingly accepted".
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:20 am

DONG!

Det. TH discovers Zankou has been hoarding DaveL's pink dresses! Thrown in the stocks with Arseburn O'Leary, now on the receiving end of a RSF. (Really Stinky Fart) Due to be released in a fortnight!
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:21 am

DONG!

Zankou has head dunked in privvy and is beaten up by Moderators in practice run for DTH's 'Temple of Prophets' initiation Ceremony.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby DaveL on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:01 am

DONG!

Pieces O' Nine tip to take out the Biggest Cannon Award. Male pirates get cannon envy.
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