Big Ron seized With Remorse , Sends Flowers To Bereaved
Thee final consumer of Big Ron's Special Sausage was laid to rest this morn at Portsmouth Cemetery And Outfitters Ltd.
Big Ron claymes his meat was not to blame and there is no proof to thee wild conjectures .
" Besoides , Oi be thee wun saying ye should never use embalming fluid " , said Ron .
Thee Harbour Fouled *****
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit !