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DANGEROUS!

Postby CynicGod on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:06 am

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

* is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:32 am

I don't think this very serious subject belongs in the games & fun section matey...unless I've missed something.
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby fueledbycoffee on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:46 am

^What he said. Though it might be amusing to throw at pedophiles.
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby thelastpirate on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:57 am

OMG ban H2O!!!
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:05 pm

Oi doan mine et , gits me wet tinkin' 'bout thee stuff .
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:45 pm

/signed.

Move it to serious. Seriously. Or at least "the Cause".

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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby Apostateabe on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:19 pm

I think this should be a cause that Pastafarians everywhere should unite behind. I heard that there are corporations with powerful lobbyists who want to drastically increase the concentration of this chemical in our water supply.
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:33 pm

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You've got to be kidding me. How does this not belong in Games?
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby Apostateabe on Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:52 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:...

You've got to be kidding me. How does this not belong in Games?

It is serious! Did you hear that mob hitmen often throw their victims in lakes contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide?
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:25 pm

Apostateabe wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:...

You've got to be kidding me. How does this not belong in Games?

It is serious! Did you hear that mob hitmen often throw their victims in lakes contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide?

Yes. I know.
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby Wawizzle on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:35 pm

I got 250+ signatures at my school to a similar petition I scribbled out in a few seconds.

2 math teachers and the principle were included.
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:34 pm

Wawizzle wrote:I got 250+ signatures at my school to a similar petition I scribbled out in a few seconds.

2 math teachers and the principle were included.

lol. I convinced my entire class in 8th grade, iirc.
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:10 am

Ye lot must be kidding .
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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:17 am

black bart wrote:I don't think this very serious subject belongs in the games & fun section matey...unless I've missed something.


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Re: DANGEROUS!

Postby Elvalia on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:00 pm

You should've posted the link.
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