Worst book ever written..

[Capellini]

Catcher in the Rye

Sorry, just found it boring as all hell.

That was a good book!

After I read it, I was at the park, and I saw "fuck you" written on the swings. I almost shit a brick.

Maybe it's a Y chromosome thing, but I just couldn't stand it.

[Zankou 2.0]

Catcher in the Rye

Sorry, just found it boring as all hell.

That was a good book!

After I read it, I was at the park, and I saw "fuck you" written on the swings. I almost shit a brick.

Maybe it's a Y chromosome thing, but I just couldn't stand it.

Well, I can sort of identify with Holden.
It wasn't a very interesting book, but it's hardly the worst.

[aidiore]

Catcher in the Rye

Sorry, just found it boring as all hell.

That was a good book!

After I read it, I was at the park, and I saw "fuck you" written on the swings. I almost shit a brick.

Maybe it's a Y chromosome thing, but I just couldn't stand it.

are you sure that you dont have a Y chromosome???...and im pretty sure that im not talking nonsense here

by the way...i hate all that kant represents...but Critique of Pure Reason was a good book...i dont agree with anything in it...but it was good

[black bart]

I don't like 'Catcher in the Rye' either and I'd like to add 'War and Peace' because it's a huge book and it fell off the shelf onto my foot.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Definitely sounds like it was out to get you. Did you send it to the cabin boy for a good seeing-to?

[black bart]

Definitely sounds like it was out to get you. Did you send it to the cabin boy for a good seeing-to?

No...I used it for ammunition in me next broadside...I think I did that with the 'Art of War' and 'The Lord of the Rings as well', three whopping books in one blast, always takes a few masts down.

[Zankou 2.0]

That was a good book!

After I read it, I was at the park, and I saw "fuck you" written on the swings. I almost shit a brick.

Maybe it's a Y chromosome thing, but I just couldn't stand it.

are you sure that you dont have a Y chromosome???...and im pretty sure that im not talking nonsense here

by the way...i hate all that kant represents...but Critique of Pure Reason was a good book...i dont agree with anything in it...but it was good

She's a girl. Girls have two X chromosomes.

[Capellini]

are you sure that you dont have a Y chromosome???...and im pretty sure that im not talking nonsense here

by the way...i hate all that kant represents...but Critique of Pure Reason was a good book...i dont agree with anything in it...but it was good

Well I've never had a karyotype done, but I'm pretty sure all the lady-parts I've got are pretty convincing evidence.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Let me be thee judge , I motion a poll to vote me as chief female parts inspector ( I will accept a nominal fee .)

[Ubi Dubium]

Atlas Shrugged
I read it, just to know what the fuss was about. Horrible. I nearly hurled it across the room in disgust. (I have a friend who actually did do that.)

My brother-in-law keeps asking my husband, "Have you read Atlas Shrugged?" My husband says "no" and then B-I-L gives us a copy. Which we trash. This has happened three times so far.

Black Bart, I think they'd make good cannon fodder. If he gives us another one, I'll have to send it your way. Careful, don't read it!

[Apostateabe]

I nominate this book:



Now, Are You Ready to Learn Economics? by Lyndon LaRouche. You won't learn a damned thing about economics from reading this book, because it is almost 100% gibberish. I mean, "gibberish," as in a completely disconnected series of points littered with academic jargon that sounds intelligent at first blush, but upon closer examination is devoid of coherence. I keep it on my shelf as an example of what nonsense looks like.

[thelastpirate]

Did you copy that from the amazon review, or write the amazon review?

[Apostateabe]

Mein Kampf
The Bible
Twilight

Mein Kampf has to be the most hated book that hardly anyone has ever read. You know what? I think Mein Kampf is an awesome book. I say that even though I haven't read it. I have a soft heart for what has to be the most banned book in the world.

[Apostateabe]

Did you copy that from the amazon review, or write the amazon review?

I copied my post for that Amazon review just now. There needed to be some critical reviews for a book so terrible. The positive reviews come from the LaRouche cult.

[WelshRarePasta]

Zomg Lyndon Larouche... that nutbag was once my nextdoor neighbor. He had armed guards in jeeps that would shoot uzis over the heads of little kids (i.e., me and my buds) playing in the woods next to his property for kicks.

On the Catcher in the Rye front, it's not strictly a Y chromosome thing, unless I and all my male friends with taste are somehow gender-traitors. It sucked. And I've never figured out how on earth it became mandatory reading.