OK then away we go. Along the same lines as 10,000 (more) Commandments, because every religion worth it's salt, needs a good set of psalms.
10,000: Blessed are the geeks for they shall inherit the earth.
etc. etc. etc.
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10,000 Psalms
by Phlebas on Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:12 am
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:43 am
This isn't a bad idea!
9,999: Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they and they alone can create the parmesan.
9,998: Every spaghetti strand is sacred, every spaghetti strand is great. If a strand is wasted, FSM gets quite irate.
9,999: Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they and they alone can create the parmesan.
9,998: Every spaghetti strand is sacred, every spaghetti strand is great. If a strand is wasted, FSM gets quite irate.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by Zankou 2.0 on Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:20 am
Phlebas wrote:OK then away we go. Along the same lines as 10,000 (more) Commandments, because every religion worth it's salt, needs a good set of psalms.
10,000: Blessed are the geeks for they shall inherit the earth.
etc. etc. etc.
That's a beatitude.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:04 pm
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Phlebas wrote:OK then away we go. Along the same lines as 10,000 (more) Commandments, because every religion worth it's salt, needs a good set of psalms.
10,000: Blessed are the geeks for they shall inherit the earth.
etc. etc. etc.
That's a beatitude.
Nobody cares. Play the game.
9,997: Trampolines are Vessels Of Doom.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by Zankou 2.0 on Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:06 pm
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Zankou 2.0 wrote:Phlebas wrote:OK then away we go. Along the same lines as 10,000 (more) Commandments, because every religion worth it's salt, needs a good set of psalms.
10,000: Blessed are the geeks for they shall inherit the earth.
etc. etc. etc.
That's a beatitude.
Nobody cares. Play the game.
9,997: Trampolines are Vessels Of Doom.
You're the one who isn't playing the game(I lost the Game). A psalm is a sacred song, or a hymn.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by Phlebas on Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:59 am
Fair point , bugger.
9996: Blessed are they who are persecuted for bad spelling, for theirs is a wonderful life of mediocrity.
9996: Blessed are they who are persecuted for bad spelling, for theirs is a wonderful life of mediocrity.
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:37 am
9995: Blessed are the unenlightened, for they attain true bliss.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by black bart on Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:47 am
9994:
Yay though I trawl through the trivial posts of Zankou
I shall fear no evil
For he knoweth not how to speak ye olde english
And he correcteth not my posts
My rod and my staff doth comfort me
But I must lootheth the habit
Or verily I will go blind
In mine other eye as well
For ever and ever
Ramen
Yay though I trawl through the trivial posts of Zankou
I shall fear no evil
For he knoweth not how to speak ye olde english
And he correcteth not my posts
My rod and my staff doth comfort me
But I must lootheth the habit
Or verily I will go blind
In mine other eye as well
For ever and ever
Ramen
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by DaveL on Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:50 am
9993:
Blessed are the Dugongs, for drunken Pirates have trouble telling the difference
Blessed are the Dugongs, for drunken Pirates have trouble telling the difference
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by Zankou 2.0 on Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:58 am
black bart wrote:9994:
Yay though I trawl through the trivial posts of Zankou
I shall fear no evil
For he knoweth not how to speak ye olde english
And he correcteth not my posts
My rod and my staff doth comfort me
But I must lootheth the habit
Or verily I will go blind
In mine other eye as well
For ever and ever
Ramen
I do so speak ye olde English.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by GreenRain22 on Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:01 am
Ah, Zankou, just play along. :P
9992: Thy crimson sauce will save me from the pits of Christianity.
9992: Thy crimson sauce will save me from the pits of Christianity.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by black bart on Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:14 am
9991: Blessed be the Pirates, for they shall inherit the Yaaarrrrgh.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by black bart on Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:17 am
black bart wrote:9991: Blessed be the Pirates, for they shall inherit the Yaaarrrrgh.
I never got to the end of that psalm cos I stepped on a crab...I meant to say:
9992: Blessed are the Pirates, for they shall inherit Captain Cronan's Treasure
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:29 am
black bart wrote:black bart wrote:9991: Blessed be the Pirates, for they shall inherit the Yaaarrrrgh.
I never got to the end of that psalm cos I stepped on a crab...I meant to say:
9992: Blessed are the Pirates, for they shall inherit Captain Cronan's Treasure
Whye arrr ye countin' up agin, Barrrt? Arrr ye jest beggin' Zank t'correck yer mafs?
9990: Blessed be thee man that walketh not where thee signs proclayme: "Do Not Walk", nor standeth where thee signs proclayme: "No Stopping or Standing Anytime", nor sitteth where thee signs proclayme: "Wet Paint".
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Re: 10,000 Psalms
by farfalla on Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:10 pm
9989: blessed be those who partake of the sauce in any of its incarnations
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
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