World ends, but not from the LHC. Demise of the world resulted by the NQALATLHC, or the Not-Quite-As-Large-As-The Large Heavy Cannon Ball Collider. There was a misfire and the Large Heavy Cannonballs went straight through the Earth, popping the ballast and tilting the Earth into an unfixable course, straight for the Sun.
Portsmouth was successfully ejected to Mars, where we're living quite well, thankyou very much. It's a bit hard to find the water to sail on. Pirate ships have adopted wheels.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.