Complete the Piratey Headline

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:04 pm

Dugong goes beserk in townsquare with 18 pounder, killing hunting party. Witness Saucy Gert states "He Ruffled My Most Favourite Silk Dress! Damn His Hide!"

Dugong Meat On The Menu For Black Bart's New Meal, *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:44 pm

Dugong Meat On The Menu For Black Bart's New Meal "McFishhead Stew"
Local hospitals put on by-pass


Big Ron seized ***
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:14 pm

Big Ron seized With Remorse , Sends Flowers To Bereaved

Thee final consumer of Big Ron's Special Sausage was laid to rest this morn at Portsmouth Cemetery And Outfitters Ltd.

Big Ron claymes his meat was not to blame and there is no proof to thee wild conjectures .

" Besoides , Oi be thee wun saying ye should never use embalming fluid " , said Ron .


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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:49 am

Thee Harbour Fouled In Game With Town
Mad Will's peg-leg reportedly smacked the referee in the mouth.

Talk Like A Pirate Day Approaching Soon, Portsmouth Residents Don't Care, Say "********"
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:03 pm

Talk Like A Pirate Day Approaching Soon, Portsmouth Residents Don't Care, Say "Zounds!"



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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:16 pm

Pyrate Teame returns from China with All The medals.
It took them a while, but our brave little pirates managed to gallantly pillage all of the other team's belongings to gain the medals.

China Fires Missiles On Portsmouth Olympic Pirate Squad, Pirate Retaliate By *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:19 am

China Fires Missiles On Portsmouth Olympic Pirate Squad, Pirate Retaliate By Sending in Big Ron

Bustling Brian gets caught with his hands on a big ****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:56 am

Bustling Brian gets caught with his hands on a big Set of Melons
It was reportedly in the fruit section with a busty blonde nursemaid.

DaveL Sent Back To School For Training of a ******* Nature
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:53 am

DaveL Sent Back To School For Training of a Domestic Science Nature

Elvis Pegsley spotted on the ******
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Phlebas on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:42 am

Elvis Pegsley spotted on the Poop Deck.

Mr Pegsley insisted he had nothing to do with it, and stated that there had been a large dog in the vicinity earlier in the day. The only eye witness, a Mr B Bart, went on record saying that he thought this scenario unlikely, as dogs are not generally known for their love of sweetcorn.

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:25 am

Local Crisis, Pieces O' Nine Caught With Hand In The Biscuit Tin
She was flogged very hard by sixteen burly men in leather soon after.

Phlebas Caught In Bed With Transvestite Biker Named Trevor, Claims *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:43 pm

Phlebas Caught In Bed With Transvestite Biker Named Trevor, Claims a Case of Mistaken Identity -- *His* Name is Phleas.




Pieces o' Nine Sues Portsmouth for ***** Over Flogging Incident, Claims Burly Court Officers Were Actually Wearing Pleather.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:38 am

Pieces o' Nine Sues Portsmouth for 5 Cronans Over Flogging Incident, Claims Burly Court Officers Were Actually Wearing Pleather.

Burly Court Officers point finger at ********* for Pleather Outfit Outrage
But our beards are real honest gov protest officers
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:48 am

Burly Court Officers point finger at Zankou for Pleather Outfit Outrage

Zankou's Pleather Outfir Stored In Mayor Borat Johnson's *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:46 pm

Zankou's Pleather Outfir Stored In Mayor Borat Johnson's Spell-Checking Closet


Detective Turtleholmes Consulted on "The Case of the Purloined Pleather", Concludes: "*****"
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