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Postby Dr Dagger on Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:43 pm

AYE and I have converted about 8 people. I was about to convert one person but then foud out that he was already a pastafarian. 'Twas a good day.
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Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:00 pm

Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:55 am

I have preached the good word of the FSM to the masses. I will know today whether I have converted anyone.
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Re: 10,000 members?

Postby obviousman on Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:57 pm

In the stupid standardized testing, they don't list "Pastafrain", so I write it in.

I reject your reality and substiute actuality.

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Re: 10,000 members?

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:03 pm

En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Re: 10,000 members?

Postby MeatballEucharist on Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:34 pm

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Re: 10,000 members?

Postby IreTea on Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:04 am

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or are the others crazy?" - Albert Einstein.
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Re: 10,000 members?

Postby blaze8902 on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:37 pm

aye, converted three people. and, do they need to be forum members to count? If so that will be easy, but just checking, just converted them today.
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Re: 10,000 members?

Postby Phlebas on Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:51 am

Yarr, I mean Aye
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Postby Meisha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:38 am

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Postby CoolName on Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:05 pm

Check out my website.
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