Admire the Admirable Admiral

[Edd]

Q, I've only joined recently and need to get to know you a little better before I feel qualified to suggest a title. I don't feel like looking up any of your many, many old posts, either, since you've probably changed some of your opinions anyway.

[Zankou 2.0]

Q, I've only joined recently

Dude, you've been here like, two whole months.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

As long as it's not too forced.

and I jokingly said "to worship me" or "to talk just about me."

But if you wanted to talk about me, or ask me questions, or something y'know, about me, we can do that. I'm humble enough to have a conversation about myself, sanely.

~Qwerty

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Does that mean we get to keep posting here?

No buddy bin complaning so ...

Hey , how abowt " tweakin it " juss a wee bit loike :

Thee Admiral Admural or Thee Admural Admiral ... 'ow abowt Commodore of Sumfing ... Knights , Lords , Ladys werk aswell .

Uh...duz ye has a perferinse m8 , pasta or pirate or bowf ?

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Maybe we can tweak yours. You're the incomprehensible one.

~Qwerty

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Well, here's a title I'm giving, seeing as nobody has posted one in the last two pages.

The Admirable Absentee
What Was Lost, Now Is Found
Ol' Black Eyes

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Thee prodigal prodigull

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

He returneth.

Not-Quite-Easter

[Qwertyuiopasd]

I kind of like "Who was lost, now is found." Easily tacked on after the Admirable Admiral part.

~Admirable Admiral Qwertyuiopasd, who was lost, now is found. ?

[blaze8902]

I like that.

by the way, mad wil really is incomprehinsabe, I don't get a thing he says.
He talks pirate slang, but to the extreme is what I am guessing.

Is there a translator I could purchase somewhere?

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

director of lost and found

[blaze8902]

Wouldn't people then expect him to direct them to thier lost shit?
I know I wouldn't want to do that.
Especially if they literally lost thier shit.
That job would literally stink.

[Zankou 2.0]

I like that.

by the way, mad wil really is incomprehinsabe, I don't get a thing he says.
He talks pirate slang, but to the extreme is what I am guessing.

Is there a translator I could purchase somewhere?

Sound it out, dude. There is no other way.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Wouldn't people then expect him to direct them to thier lost shit?

Actually one time here someone said "and I lost my car keys."

Immediately I respond with "check your left back pocket."

Shazam, there they were.

Wouldn't be too hard for me.

~Qwerty

[Edd]

Q, I've only joined recently

Dude, you've been here like, two whole months.

And Qwerty has been here almost three years and you’ve been here over a year. C’mon, give me a break, old-timer!