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HeathenPastafarian wrote:Sorry, that won't work either. They are just going on the assumption that you were never given the opportunity to convert to the "one true church" and they are doing God's work by doing converting you posthumuosly. With all their missionaries, I don't know how they would think anyone in the entire universe wouldn't have been given the opportunity, but whatever. They probably have an signal pointed to outer space saying "Excuse me, can I talk to you a minute? Have you heard of the Church of Latter Day Saints?"
And actually, Mormon Hell is different. It's only temporary until sins are atoned for. Then you get to go to one of the 3 levels of heaven. And if you are married, wives who have been sealed to their husbands in the Temple "For time and all eternity" can only go where their husbands go. So if the wife was a good wife and produced her 10 babies and took care of her family but her husband was a flaming douchbag child molester, she has to go to whatever afterlife he is sent to because they were sealed in the Temple.
fueledbycoffee wrote:I'm starting to like Roman Catholicism a bit more, now. Mormonism is pretty f*cked. Apologies to any LDSers out there.
blaze8902 wrote:I have several friends who are of various religions, we get the f*ck over it, hell we don't care. so what if I am pastafarian?
In fact I have one friend, total nerd; plays the trumpet (not that's a bad thing ) and never curses, and gets good (too good) grades, we are still friends. The only downside for me, is I have told everyone my age my religious status... my parents assume I am a christian, and don't curse. They are wrong, like just last night, I called my sister bitch. (she is known as "that crazy bitch" by everyone.) No biggy right? wrong. My mom freaked, I got grounded from my laptop for two months, (I am on it now though.) and well... more about my mom, she is crazy. just plain retarded.
and old-lady-nasty. and loud.
I am the kind of peace-loving guy who loves quiet, that's why I want to move out a.s.a.p.
...but there is nothing I can do about it.
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