Arr, turtles ain't got tits, we got a shell, ye see? That 'un didn't e'en hurt!
Me uvver wun did, but ye cain't see that 'un... an' ne'er will, unless oi becomes a plumber!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.