Complete the Piratey Headline

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:06 am

'Pants' Now Deemed Innapropriate, 'Trousers' Sure To cover up Zankou's nobbly knees

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:01 am

Big Ron Claims: Dave L Ate My Life-Sized Porcelain Dugong Collection
An' me Gran!

DaveL's Gran Discovered Missing, City Watch Worried About The Paradox, Looking For *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:10 am

DaveL's Gran Discovered Missing, City Watch Worried About The Paradox, Looking For a Dugong instead

Walk the Plank's wig meets a female wig and has 4 to a litter. Plank's wig names his youngsters *****, ******, ****** and ******.
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:39 am

Walk the Plank's wig meets a female wig and has 4 to a litter. Plank's wig names his youngsters Baldrick, Baldwyn, Baldzoc and Baldwyna.

Playbilge Centrefold Miss September Dugong found in Wayne Roonies ******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:41 pm

Playbilge Centrefold Miss September Dugong found in Wayne Roonies Kitchen
The misogynistic then made her dust the top of the fireplace.

Dugongs Massing In Portsmouth Bay, Residents Fear For **********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:18 am

Dugongs Massing In Portsmouth Bay, Residents Fear For Real Estate Values

Marooned Captain Tanguerra found *****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:22 am

Marooned Captain Tanguerra found Drunk and Bound On Bondage Island

Captain Tanguerra Returns, Much Rejoicing From Pirates, Except For ********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:30 am

Captain Tanguerra Returns, Much Rejoicing From Pirates, Except For Young Sanchez
"I always have to do the washing up!" he says

Mayor Liversausage contemplates a huge ***
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:40 am

Aaargh! Prepare to be boarded sneakersupplier! Have at em lads!
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby ChowMein on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:41 am

Mayor Liversausage contemplates a huge dump by thee dock ,residents in an uproar

"Fergit it then , it was juss a bit ove gas anywazes"

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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:13 am

ChowMein To Cater Welcome Back Parrrty for Pyrates , Towne Physician Is Buyin' Lamp Oil Fer Sum Reezin

Size 150 Being Erased As Headline Size, Experts Say *********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:42 am

Size 150 Being Erased As Headline Size, Experts Say Size Does Matter After All

Bart Industries Opens New Menswear Shop for the larger man called *******
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:48 am

Bart Industries Opens New Menswear Shop for the larger man called Breeches an' MoomoosSub-heading reads: "Fer the tre large pirate"

Dugong Hunting Party Arrive In Portsmouth, In Need Of **********
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:43 am

Dugong Hunting Party Arrive In Portsmouth, In Need Of DaveL's new wife[/quote]

Dugong goes beserk in townsquare with 18 pounder killing hunting party. Witness Saucy Gert states ****
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Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Postby DaveL on Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:43 am

Dugong Hunting Party Arrive In Portsmouth, In Need Of DaveL's new wife

Dugong goes beserk in townsquare with 18 pounder, killing hunting party. Witness Saucy Gert states ****
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