Complete the Piratey Headline

[black bart]

'Pants' Now Deemed Innapropriate, 'Trousers' Sure To cover up Zankou's nobbly knees

Big Ron Claims: Dave L Ate My ******

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Big Ron Claims: Dave L Ate My Life-Sized Porcelain Dugong Collection
An' me Gran!

DaveL's Gran Discovered Missing, City Watch Worried About The Paradox, Looking For *********

[DaveL]

DaveL's Gran Discovered Missing, City Watch Worried About The Paradox, Looking For a Dugong instead

Walk the Plank's wig meets a female wig and has 4 to a litter. Plank's wig names his youngsters *****, ******, ****** and ******.

[black bart]

Walk the Plank's wig meets a female wig and has 4 to a litter. Plank's wig names his youngsters Baldrick, Baldwyn, Baldzoc and Baldwyna.

Playbilge Centrefold Miss September Dugong found in Wayne Roonies ******

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Playbilge Centrefold Miss September Dugong found in Wayne Roonies Kitchen
The misogynistic then made her dust the top of the fireplace.

Dugongs Massing In Portsmouth Bay, Residents Fear For **********

[tanguerra]

Dugongs Massing In Portsmouth Bay, Residents Fear For Real Estate Values

Marooned Captain Tanguerra found *****

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Marooned Captain Tanguerra found Drunk and Bound On Bondage Island

Captain Tanguerra Returns, Much Rejoicing From Pirates, Except For ********

[tanguerra]

Captain Tanguerra Returns, Much Rejoicing From Pirates, Except For Young Sanchez
"I always have to do the washing up!" he says

Mayor Liversausage contemplates a huge ***

[tanguerra]

Aaargh! Prepare to be boarded sneakersupplier! Have at em lads!

[ChowMein]

Mayor Liversausage contemplates a huge dump by thee dock ,residents in an uproar

"Fergit it then , it was juss a bit ove gas anywazes"

ChowMein To Cater Welcome Back Parrrty for Pyrates , Towne Physician Is ******

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

ChowMein To Cater Welcome Back Parrrty for Pyrates , Towne Physician Is Buyin' Lamp Oil Fer Sum Reezin

Size 150 Being Erased As Headline Size, Experts Say *********

[black bart]

Size 150 Being Erased As Headline Size, Experts Say Size Does Matter After All

Bart Industries Opens New Menswear Shop for the larger man called *******

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Bart Industries Opens New Menswear Shop for the larger man called Breeches an' MoomoosSub-heading reads: "Fer the tre large pirate"

Dugong Hunting Party Arrive In Portsmouth, In Need Of **********

[DaveL]

Dugong Hunting Party Arrive In Portsmouth, In Need Of DaveL's new wife[/quote]

Dugong goes beserk in townsquare with 18 pounder killing hunting party. Witness Saucy Gert states ****

[DaveL]

Dugong Hunting Party Arrive In Portsmouth, In Need Of DaveL's new wife

Dugong goes beserk in townsquare with 18 pounder, killing hunting party. Witness Saucy Gert states ****