I (acording to some) am going to hell

[HeathenPastafarian]

Sorry, that won't work either. They are just going on the assumption that you were never given the opportunity to convert to the "one true church" and they are doing God's work by doing converting you posthumuosly. With all their missionaries, I don't know how they would think anyone in the entire universe wouldn't have been given the opportunity, but whatever. They probably have an signal pointed to outer space saying "Excuse me, can I talk to you a minute? Have you heard of the Church of Latter Day Saints?"

And actually, Mormon Hell is different. It's only temporary until sins are atoned for. Then you get to go to one of the 3 levels of heaven. And if you are married, wives who have been sealed to their husbands in the Temple "For time and all eternity" can only go where their husbands go. So if the wife was a good wife and produced her 10 babies and took care of her family but her husband was a flaming douchbag child molester, she has to go to whatever afterlife he is sent to because they were sealed in the Temple.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Sorry, that won't work either. They are just going on the assumption that you were never given the opportunity to convert to the "one true church" and they are doing God's work by doing converting you posthumuosly. With all their missionaries, I don't know how they would think anyone in the entire universe wouldn't have been given the opportunity, but whatever. They probably have an signal pointed to outer space saying "Excuse me, can I talk to you a minute? Have you heard of the Church of Latter Day Saints?"

And actually, Mormon Hell is different. It's only temporary until sins are atoned for. Then you get to go to one of the 3 levels of heaven. And if you are married, wives who have been sealed to their husbands in the Temple "For time and all eternity" can only go where their husbands go. So if the wife was a good wife and produced her 10 babies and took care of her family but her husband was a flaming douchbag child molester, she has to go to whatever afterlife he is sent to because they were sealed in the Temple.

Awsum !

Thet zounds beddarr then Islamic Heaven iffein ye marrrrrrrtarrrrrrrr yeseff !

Imagin thet , juss a wee bit of More Men Hell for wanton , destructiff , selfish, sociopathic , phychopathic behavior and to top it all off I can have hundreds , thousands , hundreds of thousands , millions of sex slaves in eitharr ove free Heavens !

Sign me up !

This will work just fine with me Pastafarianism !

[fueledbycoffee]

I'm starting to like Roman Catholicism a bit more, now. Mormonism is pretty f*cked. Apologies to any LDSers out there.

[HeathenPastafarian]

I'm starting to like Roman Catholicism a bit more, now. Mormonism is pretty f*cked. Apologies to any LDSers out there.

Yeah, there is a reason why they are classified as a cult by the Library of Congress. You'd be surprised at some of the stuff they believe, yet they still try to pass themselves off as Christians. No offense to any Mormons out there. The main one is that men can become God's in heaven and their main book (despite what they say) is The Book of Mormon. The very definition of Christianity is "A Christian is a person who adheres to Christianity, a monotheistic[1] religion centered on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ as presented in the New Testament[2] and interpreted by Christians to have been prophesied in the Hebrew Bible/Old Testament". Mormons are NOT monotheistic, nor are their teachings centered on The Bible. They believe that God was once a man ("As man is, God once was. As God is, man may become."). Anyway..... http://www.mormonwiki.org is a good site

[fueledbycoffee]

Heh, I'll check it out. Much learning to be done.

[blaze8902]

I have several friends who are of various religions, we get the f*ck over it, hell we don't care. so what if I am pastafarian?
In fact I have one friend, total nerd; plays the trumpet (not that's a bad thing ) and never curses, and gets good (too good) grades, we are still friends. The only downside for me, is I have told everyone my age my religious status... my parents assume I am a christian, and don't curse. They are wrong, like just last night, I called my sister bitch. (she is known as "that crazy bitch" by everyone.) No biggy right? wrong. My mom freaked, I got grounded from my laptop for two months, (I am on it now though.) and well... more about my mom, she is crazy. just plain retarded.
and old-lady-nasty. and loud.
I am the kind of peace-loving guy who loves quiet, that's why I want to move out a.s.a.p.
...but there is nothing I can do about it.

...ramen.

[CaptianCrackers]

Dont ye worry about your mom. she may seem she got me crazys, but don't care what shye thinks. pirate curse all me time mate. arrrrg!

Respect her with a ye heart young lad. she's the only on ye got.

you will sail many waters lad. just take one step at a time.

Ramen

[Zankou 2.0]

I have several friends who are of various religions, we get the f*ck over it, hell we don't care. so what if I am pastafarian?
In fact I have one friend, total nerd; plays the trumpet (not that's a bad thing ) and never curses, and gets good (too good) grades, we are still friends. The only downside for me, is I have told everyone my age my religious status... my parents assume I am a christian, and don't curse. They are wrong, like just last night, I called my sister bitch. (she is known as "that crazy bitch" by everyone.) No biggy right? wrong. My mom freaked, I got grounded from my laptop for two months, (I am on it now though.) and well... more about my mom, she is crazy. just plain retarded.
and old-lady-nasty. and loud.
I am the kind of peace-loving guy who loves quiet, that's why I want to move out a.s.a.p.
...but there is nothing I can do about it.

...ramen.

Wow. My heart goes out to you, man. Bonus points for being on the laptop despite your mother.

[blaze8902]

thanks? I have a life story in a single post somewhere else on these forums, and after meeting me, if you have read that you will understand why I am so jacked.

[CaptianCrackers]

your mother sounds really crazy.

[blaze8902]

she is, but I am sure she loves me... either that or I am like a human lottery ticket XD

Sometimes I honestly thinks she likes that poodle of mine better than me.
Then again, this all makes me seem like an asshole.

[CaptianCrackers]

Nah your no asshole. That must hurt you alot to hear she likes your dog better than you.

[blaze8902]

...?

Where I come from, people get hurt worse.


me in particular...
I hate Tennessee...

[CaptianCrackers]

How come? why do people get hurt alot?

[blaze8902]

yeah basically, Tennessee is known to have a really bad drug problem.

A of of people dont eactly have good lives becuase of that...

in fact, while discussing abortion, I wrote out a mini- autobiograpgy, here is the forum address.
viewtopic.php?f=66&t=9235&start=210