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Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
\Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.
I use that one all the time."Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it."
"No, actually it isn't," said TIffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short."
"When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry."
"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life."
In the Second Scroll of Wen the Eternally Surprised a story is written concerning one day when the apprentice Clodpool, in a rebellious mood, approached Wen and spake thusly: 'Master, what is the difference between a humanistic, monastic system of belief in which wisdom is taught by means of an apparently nonsensical system of questions and answers, and a lot of mystic gibberish made up on the spur of the moment?'
Wen considered this for some time, and at last said: 'A fish!'
And Clodpool went away, satisfied.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A GOOD CURRY.
Many an ancient lord's last words had been, "You can't kill me because I've got magic
"I know about people who talk about suffering for the common good. It's never bloody
them! When you hear a man shouting "Forward, brave comrades!" you'll see he's the one
behind the bloody big rock and the one wearing the only really arrow-proof helmet!"
-- Rincewind gives a speech on politics.
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