The Italians; The Chosen Ones?!

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The Italians; The Chosen Ones?!

Postby Propagandhi900 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:08 pm

The Italians are the first to create an image of Him. "Spaghetti and meatballs" they called it. But they were obviously touched by one of His noodly appendages. Was it through them that He lead us to know of His existence?!

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Re: The Italians; The Chosen Ones?!

Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:58 pm

The Gospel says that Pirates are the chosen ones, and it was through through Bobby Henderson that He lead us to know of His existence.

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Re: The Italians; The Chosen Ones?!

Postby Clifford » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:15 pm

^^ C F always has the right answer
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Re: The Italians; The Chosen Ones?!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:23 pm

Propagandhi900 wrote:The Italians are the first to create an image of Him. "Spaghetti and meatballs" they called it. But they were obviously touched by one of His noodly appendages. Was it through them that He lead us to know of His existence?!

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Uh, surrey matey , thee Chinese developed thee noodles prehaps o'er cuppa foulsand yeers afore Marco Polo an' thee lads happin apon it , an also tomatoes wernt native to de ole worle , soze oi burst ye bubble on tomatey saws aswell oi spose .
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Re: The Italians; The Chosen Ones?!

Postby Angel-Hair Archmage » Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:35 am

Propagandhi900 wrote:The Italians are the first to create an image of Him. "Spaghetti and meatballs" they called it. But they were obviously touched by one of His noodly appendages. Was it through them that He lead us to know of His existence?!


PSSH what are you talking about? Marco Polo got spaghetti from China, which was called noodles. Even now Asian countries are the biggest producer of noodles, even the Asian companies in other countries,
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Re: The Italians; The Chosen Ones?!

Postby andwhat » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:23 pm

I do believe that the image of his noodely goodness has no originator. He has been revealed in different mediums ever since he became blessedly intoxicated and created the world. Although not the chosen ones, the Italians are surely blessed. :fsm:
I have truly been touched by his noodely appendage...my life has just begun

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Re: The Italians; The Chosen Ones?!

Postby VernonPlank » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:09 am

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FSM first appeared to the Italian people upon Mount Mario in Rome. A wondrous plume of steam wafted 40 cubits high, smelling faintly of extra virgin olive oil and salt. A majestic voice broke through the mists and proclaimed: "You, Italians, I like you. I like you a lot. I choose YOU as the chosen ones. Everyone else, niente! Go forth and multiply like a field full of drunken rabbits! How else will you outnumber the, um, UN-chosen ones?"

And He disappeared into the foggy steaminess into the heavens (right above the firmament). Amen.


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