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Re: Weevil-isms
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:25 am
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Re: Weevil-isms
by black bart on Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:06 am
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Weevl an' Bob
Arrrr I loik the Frankenstein episode...it reminds me of Seaman Ugg in The Black Spot's Tale (which I cannot seem to find...perhaps The Black Spot could re-post it): Although I have been strangely disappointed with the Creme Egg twisty bar so far.
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Re: Weevil-isms
by black bart on Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:40 am
Oh my god...they're NAKED!
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Re: Weevil-isms
by DaveL on Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:50 am
The Beetles attracting a big crowd at the Heathrow Tree Stump
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Re: Weevil-isms
by WelshRarePasta on Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:32 am
Ye must always choose teh lesser of two weevils! Yaaarggh
"Only a man would think of that."
"It's our job... If you don't think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someone else will." Moist von Lipwig
"Are you saying," Brine interrupted, "that the human race was created to irritate Satan?"
"That is correct. Jehovah is infinite in his snottiness."
Brine reflected on this for a moment and regretted that he had not become a criminal at an early age. --Practical Demonkeeping
"It's our job... If you don't think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someone else will." Moist von Lipwig
"Are you saying," Brine interrupted, "that the human race was created to irritate Satan?"
"That is correct. Jehovah is infinite in his snottiness."
Brine reflected on this for a moment and regretted that he had not become a criminal at an early age. --Practical Demonkeeping
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Re: Weevil-isms
by pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:51 am
Yarrrgh! Me crewe be lissinin t' Moiles Davis' "Live Weevil".
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Re: Weevil-isms
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:44 am
Woolworths, the Fresh Food Weevil!
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Re: Weevil-isms
by black bart on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:40 am
Arrrrr...I started me Pillagin career in Woolworths's...twer easy pickins in them days.
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Re: Weevil-isms
by DaveL on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:46 am
YArrrr...
Did yer have a Weevils Section in Aisle No.5?
Did yer have a Weevils Section in Aisle No.5?
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Re: Weevil-isms
by black bart on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:59 am
Arrrgh...aye, but I remembers the Brasso an it always makes me sing:
"My Daddy's a lavatory cleaner, He works down a deep sewage pit, And when he comes home in the evening, His hands are all covered in sh... Chorus: Shine up your buttons with Brasso, It's only two-fifty a tin, You can buy it or nick it from Woolys But I doubt if they have any in. Some say that he died of pneumonia Some say that he died of a fit, But I know what my Daddy died of, He died of the smell of the sh... Some say he is buried in gravel, Some say he is buried in grit, But I know what my Dad is buried in, He's buried in two tons of sh...
"My Daddy's a lavatory cleaner, He works down a deep sewage pit, And when he comes home in the evening, His hands are all covered in sh... Chorus: Shine up your buttons with Brasso, It's only two-fifty a tin, You can buy it or nick it from Woolys But I doubt if they have any in. Some say that he died of pneumonia Some say that he died of a fit, But I know what my Daddy died of, He died of the smell of the sh... Some say he is buried in gravel, Some say he is buried in grit, But I know what my Dad is buried in, He's buried in two tons of sh...
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Re: Weevil-isms
by DaveL on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:02 am
black bart wrote:Arrrgh...aye, but I remembers the Brasso an it always makes me sing:
"My Daddy's a lavatory cleaner, He works down a deep sewage pit, And when he comes home in the evening, His hands are all covered in sh... Chorus: Shine up your buttons with Brasso, It's only two-fifty a tin, You can buy it or nick it from Woolys But I doubt if they have any in. Some say that he died of pneumonia Some say that he died of a fit, But I know what my Daddy died of, He died of the smell of the sh... Some say he is buried in gravel, Some say he is buried in grit, But I know what my Dad is buried in, He's buried in two tons of sh...
sh..weevils?
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Re: Weevil-isms
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:15 am
black bart wrote:"My Daddy's a lavatory cleaner, He works down a deep sewage pit, And when he comes home in the evening, His hands are all covered in sh... Chorus: Shine up your buttons with Brasso, It's only two-fifty a tin, You can buy it or nick it from Woolys But I doubt if they have any in. Some say that he died of pneumonia Some say that he died of a fit, But I know what my Daddy died of, He died of the smell of the sh... Some say he is buried in gravel, Some say he is buried in grit, But I know what my Dad is buried in, He's buried in two tons of sh...
Quiote a shanty, me ol' Brassochugger.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
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