TLAPD 08 1 month to go!!!

[hobo man]

Ahoy,
ARRRR, It be one month until TLAPD this year!
So what be all of ye plans?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr matey, me plan be to hoist the flag in me knowledge stay-shin an' pillage the blaggards that do innabit it.

[black bart]

Aaaarrrgh...I be plannin a Pirate Birthday party...an I be plannin to sell orf Walktheplank's treasure...but that be nowt ta do wiv TLAP Day. Twill be the usual I suspect...The Black Spot, Cap'n Cronan, Walktheplank, Cap'n Green Smith and meself will get orrendously drunk an smash up the Admiral Benbow.

[Phlebas]

Yo ho ho etc.....

I've booked the day off already. I'll be dressed in full pirate garb annoying lunch time pedestrians in Cuba Street. The launching of the south pacific fleet will be timed to celebrate this most holy of days (weather permitting).

[mark a ronchino]

greetings me heartys, i bin tryin ta TLAP for practice but i dont live in an english speakin country, (italy) anyone got advice?

[black bart]

Ahoy matey...I refer you to the: Pirate Lingo Dictionary for de new crew members wot may or me not be of elp to assist your fine countrymen in achievin their Piratey goal. We used to ave anuvver Italian member of our esteemed crew, he be sadly missed.

[mark a ronchino]

thankin ya shipmate, problem is the accent make me sound a bit daft then they dont take me seriously on the whole pirate issue

[black bart]

thankin ya shipmate, problem is the accent make me sound a bit daft then they dont take me seriously on the whole pirate issue

Aaaarrrrgh...run the blaggards through wiv yer cutlass, they'll ave ta take you seriously then matey!*

*I always use a rubber cutlass in the first instance as real cutlasses can cause a bit of a mess and don't forget ta mention the wenches and de rum.

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Send em to Auntie me darlin...I loves givin advice to Italian men.

[mark a ronchino]

ok auntie will do, still looking for me rubber cutlass, maybe in the hold next to the inflatable ...
arr harr rum and baccy holds full of plunder.
was the spanish main the spanish minor in the first sixteen years?

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Ooh, don't talk ta me about Spaniards...ye'll ave me searchin fer me Ricky Martin records!

[mark a ronchino]

the thought of a spanish galleon with a poop deck full of ricky martin dancing types mind you a boat full o shakiras that wud mek me walk the plank

[Phlebas]

Didn't quite get the fleet launched, weather was a bit dodgy in the morning. Still had a great day..............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABM1cu-pJeY

YAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

[DaveL]

YArrrr!

Ye have some future talent lurkin in the Lower Hutt.
Twas a good effort matey! Well done!

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh! Verra himpressiv!


Oi duz wunter no 'ow yer happeart an dis-happeart, awl speckral-loike, in sum ov yer shots. Twould be a good trick fer wen yer innerested in slippin Mayor Borat's boys arfter carrowsin an sech...