Whiskey in the Jar

[Clifford]

got the tune to Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar, right?

As i was sailing over
The Indian - Pacific oceans
I saw Captain Pugwash
And his money he was counting
I first produced my cannons
And then produced my cutlass
I said "Prepare to be boarded
Or I'll set my cannons to your big ass"

I took all of his booty
And it was a pretty penny
I took all of his booty and
I rowed it back to Molly
She swore that she'd love me
No Never would she leave me
But the FSM take that woman
For you know she tricked me easy

Mush a ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my skipper'o
Whack for my skipper'o, there's
Whisky in the jar, o

Being drunk and weary
I sailed into Portsmouth Harbour
Taking my Molly with me
And i never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven
In sailed Captain Pugwash
I jumped up, set off my cannons
And i shot him with starboard barrels

Mush a ring dum a doo dum a da
sank like a skipper'o
sank like a skipper'o, there's
Whisky in the jar, o

Now some men like the fishing
And some men like fowling
And some men like to hear
The cannonballs are roaring
Me - I like drinking
Specially in my Molly's cabin
But here i am in heaven,
Here i am with beer volcano, yeah

Mush a ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my skipper'o
Whack for my skipper'o, there's
Whisky in the jar, o

*guitar solo*

[MeatballEucharist]

LMAO!! Bravo, Bravo, Encore!!!