Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?

[mrs*fly]

Please advise a new convert on the ethics of consuming pasta.

[Cardinal Fang]

Pasta is just pasta.

FSM-ism has no doctrine of transubstantiation.

CF

[piratedan]

The FSM wants us to be happy. There is no better way to be happy than eating pasta (except of course, eating pasta with beer and strippers on a Pirate ship...... arrrgg).

[Clifford]

forget not the grog my son

[Ubi Dubium]

Pasta is a blessing from our Noodly Lord (pesto be upon him) and should be consumed as much as possible, especially on the High Holy Day. (Friday). Any kind of noodle, any variety of sauce, any kind of meatball (even the veggie ones), all are worthy of overindulgence.

It's Sacra-licious!

[anickels]

Yeah, this would be the same as saying that cows are made up of flesh, and so are humans, so eating a burger would be cannibalism.

[Andrey Kurtenkov]

If the burger is being prepared with some kind of tomato products then there is no problem because the ketchup is symbolizing His Almighty Mantle.

[Angel-Hair Archmage]

The FSM doesn't really consider eating pasta a sacrilage, because
1. he is the only one of his kinda and may not care for the less advanced edible pasta
2. his Noodlely Appendages may be actually disposible limbs that he can grow, (like hair or nails.)

All of these are assumptions, don't take them as facts, but FSM may change this post to make it not a fact that is not unestablished.