Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:42 am

For god's sake, use your Litter Tray Catwoman.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Apostateabe on Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:09 pm

You know, there is such a thing as a superhero suit that is too homoerotic.

Don't you think it would be a greater tactical advantage to dress inconspicuously?

This business of arresting weird villains is even easier than I expected.

I can't think of anything witty to say at the moment.

Wait... that thing you just did. How does it make scientific sense?
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby artichedgehog on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:19 pm

im to tired to fly, lets take the bus.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:29 pm

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:07 am

Superman's mum speaking in front of his friends: Gee Superman your outside pants are clean but your inside pants are covered in skid marks.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Ziggy on Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:16 pm

You're right joker. These people don't even appreciate me. Come on. Lets go kill some hookers.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby anickels on Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:43 pm

"Through their own actions, the Gotham City Police, without the help of Commissioner Gordon, Batman, or any outside influence, broke up the crime ring today."
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Edd on Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:37 pm

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:56 pm

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:12 pm

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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:15 pm

In brightest day
In darkest night
no evil shall escape my sight
let those who warship evil's might
beware my power
Green Lantern's llight
In brightest day
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No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:20 pm

Holly sh!t, I'm gonna stop this b@st3rd with my shotgun and give the audience time to sneek into another room to see something better.
In brightest day
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No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:28 pm

Villian: Hi. Can you please shoot me with your lazer eyes.
Hero: No, but my femal partner can hump you for the next 3 days.
Villian: Sounds good
Hero (shouting): Here girl. *whistle* Come to daddy. Good girl. Who's a good falcon? Who's a good falcon? you are. Yes you are.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:33 pm

:fsm: NO! Oh God, oh. It's eeeverywhhere. It's even in my racoon woonds. :( :fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm_yarr: :fsm: :fsm:
Unless Goku says it :fsm:
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:19 pm

Villian: Reload!
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL

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