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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:25 am

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:06 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Weevl an' Bob


Arrrr I loik the Frankenstein episode...it reminds me of Seaman Ugg in The Black Spot's Tale (which I cannot seem to find...perhaps The Black Spot could re-post it): Although I have been strangely disappointed with the Creme Egg twisty bar so far.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL on Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:36 am

ADAM AND WEEV

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:40 am

Oh my god...they're NAKED!
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL on Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:02 pm

Shouldn't we put that one in Playbilge?
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL on Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:50 am

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby WelshRarePasta on Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:32 am

Ye must always choose teh lesser of two weevils! Yaaarggh
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:51 am

Yarrrgh! Me crewe be lissinin t' Moiles Davis' "Live Weevil".
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:44 am

Woolworths, the Fresh Food Weevil!
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:40 am

Arrrrr...I started me Pillagin career in Woolworths's...twer easy pickins in them days.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:46 am

YArrrr...

Did yer have a Weevils Section in Aisle No.5?
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:59 am

Arrrgh...aye, but I remembers the Brasso an it always makes me sing:

"My Daddy's a lavatory cleaner, He works down a deep sewage pit, And when he comes home in the evening, His hands are all covered in sh... Chorus: Shine up your buttons with Brasso, It's only two-fifty a tin, You can buy it or nick it from Woolys But I doubt if they have any in. Some say that he died of pneumonia Some say that he died of a fit, But I know what my Daddy died of, He died of the smell of the sh... Some say he is buried in gravel, Some say he is buried in grit, But I know what my Dad is buried in, He's buried in two tons of sh...
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:02 am

black bart wrote:Arrrgh...aye, but I remembers the Brasso an it always makes me sing:

"My Daddy's a lavatory cleaner, He works down a deep sewage pit, And when he comes home in the evening, His hands are all covered in sh... Chorus: Shine up your buttons with Brasso, It's only two-fifty a tin, You can buy it or nick it from Woolys But I doubt if they have any in. Some say that he died of pneumonia Some say that he died of a fit, But I know what my Daddy died of, He died of the smell of the sh... Some say he is buried in gravel, Some say he is buried in grit, But I know what my Dad is buried in, He's buried in two tons of sh...


sh..weevils?
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:29 pm

shmaggots?
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:15 am

black bart wrote:"My Daddy's a lavatory cleaner, He works down a deep sewage pit, And when he comes home in the evening, His hands are all covered in sh... Chorus: Shine up your buttons with Brasso, It's only two-fifty a tin, You can buy it or nick it from Woolys But I doubt if they have any in. Some say that he died of pneumonia Some say that he died of a fit, But I know what my Daddy died of, He died of the smell of the sh... Some say he is buried in gravel, Some say he is buried in grit, But I know what my Dad is buried in, He's buried in two tons of sh...

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