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Ongoing Pun Competition
by Edd on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:45 pm
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:51 pm
Did you hear about the pirate who had his left side blown off by a cannon?
He was all right.
He was all right.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Edd on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:02 pm
Rev, your story reminds me of the starship pilot who couldn’t do anything right or finish any job he started.
Sadly, he was last seen flying into a black half.
Sadly, he was last seen flying into a black half.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:39 pm
That one's not half bad...
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by aaRghNAbled on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:40 pm
But, as a whole ......
.....the best lack all conviction, the worst are filled with passionate intensity....~ Yeats
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:24 pm
I don't think it properly reflects the gravity of the situation.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by aaRghNAbled on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:44 pm
No, solely the density of the pilot.
.....the best lack all conviction, the worst are filled with passionate intensity....~ Yeats
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:29 pm
The force he lacked was Will power .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by aaRghNAbled on Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:31 pm
Aye, matey! Ye woodda starrred 'im roight!
.....the best lack all conviction, the worst are filled with passionate intensity....~ Yeats
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:47 pm
From a long-ago word game book:
Vakia's been bugging me for the rent. This check'll slow Vakia down for a bit.
Vakia's been bugging me for the rent. This check'll slow Vakia down for a bit.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:02 am
" Artichoke ! , well it might choke Artie but it wont choke Stymie " . Stymie from "Our Gang"
Remembering St. John
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Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:14 am
Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:40 am
You can have an asbestos muffin soon. They might not turn out all right, but I'm baking them asbestos I can.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Edd on Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:03 pm
After using a tissue to clean my little girl’s runny nose, I left it in my wife’s purse for her to find. I thought it was funny but she tells me it’snot.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:21 pm
How do crazy people get through the woods fast?
They take the psycho path.
They take the psycho path.
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