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Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:45 pm

Submit your entries for best (or worst) puns.

My first entry:

New Topic for discussing the religious splinter groups formed by balloon twisting circus entertainers – Clown Sects
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:51 pm

Did you hear about the pirate who had his left side blown off by a cannon?





He was all right.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:02 pm

Rev, your story reminds me of the starship pilot who couldn’t do anything right or finish any job he started.

Sadly, he was last seen flying into a black half.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:39 pm

That one's not half bad...
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby aaRghNAbled on Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:40 pm

But, as a whole ......
.....the best lack all conviction, the worst are filled with passionate intensity....~ Yeats
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:24 pm

I don't think it properly reflects the gravity of the situation.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby aaRghNAbled on Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:44 pm

No, solely the density of the pilot.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:29 pm

The force he lacked was Will power .
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby aaRghNAbled on Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:31 pm

Aye, matey! Ye woodda starrred 'im roight!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:47 pm

From a long-ago word game book:


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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:02 am

" Artichoke ! , well it might choke Artie but it wont choke Stymie " . Stymie from "Our Gang"
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:14 am

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:40 am

You can have an asbestos muffin soon. They might not turn out all right, but I'm baking them asbestos I can.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:03 pm

After using a tissue to clean my little girl’s runny nose, I left it in my wife’s purse for her to find. I thought it was funny but she tells me it’snot.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:21 pm

How do crazy people get through the woods fast?
They take the psycho path.
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