The Spaghettitudes

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The Spaghettitudes

Postby Penne Aldente on Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:57 am

"Blessed are the noodly believers,
for theirs is the tomatoey dominion.

Blessed are they who are pirates,
for they shall sail the meaty ocean in the hereafter.

Blessed are they who take Ramenunnion,
for they partake of the body and blood of our most Holy FSM.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for spaghetti,
for they shall be satisfied.

Blessed are the midgits,
for they shall obtain coupons for BOGO spaghetti night.

Blessed are the spaghetti-stained,
for they shall see the Spaghetdeity.

Blessed are the followers,
for they shall be called Pastafarians.

Blessed are they who are persecuted In the name Of Spaghetti,
for theirs is the Pirate Ship of heaven."
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Re: The Spaghettitudes

Postby DaveL on Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:20 pm

That's beautiful man, just beautiful!

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Re: The Spaghettitudes

Postby Angel-Hair Archmage on Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:41 am

Thats good, now we need a limerick....
The FLying Spaghetti Monster watches over the Kingdom, out of site, but not out of our minds...
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Re: The Spaghettitudes

Postby boeingbenn on Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:36 pm

Shouldn't it be:
"Blessed are the pirates, for they shall cool the earth"?
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Re: The Spaghettitudes

Postby Ubi Dubium on Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:16 pm

Angel-Hair Archmage wrote:Thats good, now we need a limerick....


OK, I'll start...

"There once was a Prophet named Bobby,
Who challenged ID as a hobby..."

Somebody else will have to finish this.
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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Re: The Spaghettitudes

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:31 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:
Angel-Hair Archmage wrote:Thats good, now we need a limerick....


OK, I'll start...

"There once was a Prophet named Bobby,
Who challenged ID as a hobby..."

Somebody else will have to finish this.


"His Monster (FS)
Was such a success
That he conquered ID in the lobby'"
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Re: The Spaghettitudes

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:38 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:"There once was a Prophet named Bobby,
Who challenged ID as a hobby..."

"His Monster (FS)
Was such a success
That he conquered ID in the lobby'"


Thank You!
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Re: The Spaghettitudes

Postby Capn Tayth on Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:40 am

Liking it mate, and the limerick :)

Jus' not the spam :(
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Re: The Spaghettitudes

Postby frenchcowlol96 on Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:45 pm

My two favorate things Pastafarianism and poetry, absoulutly buetiful.

RAmen :)
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