'Big Brenda uses a swimming pool diving board, causing a garrgantuan tidal wave and subsequent flooding ! '
Thee known world is soggy , initial estimates has 99.9% casualties , evolution is on standby .
Claims one witness ," damn it's wet out there, lucky fer me oi has me a big boat and a breeding pair of the bugs , plants , beasties an critters a fella ever could need .
I was in a bit of a rush so I dint pack lunches , but them dinosaurs ought to feed us all fer months !
Benbow Gone Dry , Constable Timmins suspect ****
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit !